My sordid lovelife

[oodleplex]

I was talking to the porter today and Steven was stood next to me, being a lovely man and helping me carry my books back to the library. The porter turned to me and asked me how my boyfriend was - I was confused, what with not having one, and Steven looked shocked and then turned away so he could laugh. The porter realising he had made a mistake,

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[chewi]

I'll keep that in mind if I ever get round to paying you a visit!

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[oodleplex]

:O

and thats all I have to say about that

[chewi]

Did you take that the wrong way? There was absolutely no dodgyness in that comment. I promise.

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[oodleplex]

And I am the pope!

[chewi]

Oh really? That's cool. I didn't like the old guy.

I would talk on MSN now but I can't for technical reasons.