BALLROOM BLITZ

[fatalfrenzy]

So, DE's and loved ones of DE's, Bella has invited you to a party.

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It's a mock charity ball for the Muggle crème de la crème. Plenty of champagne and fancy food and long slinky dresses. But at midnight, IT TURNS INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ and all the Muggles die.

RSVP here. Party post goes up August 6th.

Comments

[spindleform]

Lol I was about to come here to let you know I already had the song stuck in my head, and you've posted it! Now it's even more stuck. Can't wait! I love when DEs do evil deeds.

[fatalfrenzy]

this song might be stuck in my head for the rest of my life and i am okay with that

[spindleform]

I hope ur home thar is properly outfitted with... plants - or giant vases - for muggle-surrounded Regulus to vomit into.

[fatalfrenzy]

BELLA AND RODDY ARE VERY CONSIDERATE HOSTS. they've thought of everything: discreet vomiting alcoves for Regulus, discreet sexing alcoves for Team Murderbucket, discreet jello wrestling alcoves for Barty, YOU NAME IT THEY'VE GOT IT

[aprettyconceit]

There, there, darling - you needn't touch them.

[spindleform]

Hide me

[aprettyconceit]

*holds her cloak open*

[spindleform]

Lol somewhere out there in the world Lucius is like "Something feels suddenly weird..."

[aprettyconceit]

"IT'S NOTHING. HONESTLY. I ATE TOO MUCH PIE. >>"

except she never eats too much pie, and will run away.

[spindleform]

With Regulusfeet running with her, secretly your wife has four legs.

[aprettyconceit]

The Blacks have many family secrets. Many.

[fatalfrenzy]

Ahem.

[aprettyconceit]

None of which remotely approach my deep and abiding love for you, my dearest, darlingest older sister?

[fatalfrenzy]

[aprettyconceit]

*ohthankgod*

[fatalfrenzy]

YOU'RE COMING TO MY PARTY, RIGHT?

(the ladies can retire to the drawing room at midnight if you're not into that sort of blood spurting everywhere thing i know how you are about mess bb)