h'ok so....

Jan 09, 2005 13:26

Jack Daniels and Kim is over har partly because they are like related to me or something and we have mucho bueno fun.

we watcheded harry potter 3 or 4 whichever just came out on DVD and it was magical. we then figured out that hermoine can make her boobs disappear and reappear at will, i wish i had magical boobs, but that is kims job.

we have a comprised a magical quote list from out fantastic adventure

Daniel:Man Hermoine is being mean...
Evans:She must have a cock up her butt.
15 mins later
Hermoine: OMG we must use my plot point to save the say (pulls out a clock thing)
Daniel: OHHH a Clock in the butt!!!

Daniel:OMFG I THINK I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!
Evans: OMFG I GOT BRAINS UP IN MY FACE! IMA HAFTA GO MEDIVAL ON YA ASSS

Daniel: Kim will you give me oral pleaasure?

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