It's Meme Madness!

[onyxstraten]

If you call me Matthew you're my mother.
If you call me Matt-hew you're my uncle.
If you call me Matt you're another member of my family, a IRL friend, a close online friend, or hang out in #ri or on LMDS.
If you call me Mattholemew, you're John.
If you call me Matthias, you're Sean.
If you call me Onyx you're someone I know online.
If you call me Onxy you've either typo-ed my name or you're Maiji or Bain.
If you call me Pwnyx you're Kyo.
If you call me onyxfag (or any variation) you're Bain, Shinjifag, or Ruby
If you call me ONICKZ you're Chris or Greg (Rain)
If you call me Any typo of the above you're Kell.