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I'm offering a nine month baby carrying time share in my uterus for the first able bodied male aged 18-24 who can successfully open the enigmatic French bread paradox box in one flawless and unaided attempt. Apparently, executing this task requires an IQ higher than 95% percent of the population. I'lll even let the winner select whether the reward will be given in the proofer (115 degrees F) or the retarder (40 degrees F). This is a quick way to increase your genetic fitness from 0.00 to 0.50! Offer only available Wednesday, September 13th from 1pm to 5pm at the Albertsons bakery on Johnston Street.