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White and Nerdy Purity Test
Version 1.0, created by Onyxhealer (see my page on lj!) If you copy this test, please copy it in it’s entirety giving credit to the author of this test, or else tiny gremlins will crawl out of your closet, do your hair, and eat you up with cookies and milk. Choose… wisely.
This test is to prove not only how nerdy you are- there are already some great tests out there for that- but also how “white and nerdy” you are, in accordance with the lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic’s song “White and Nerdy.” For ultimate fun, take this test with all of your nerdy friends, comparing your scores afterwards… but if that’s not possible, curl up with some bubble wrap and have at it!
1) Are you white?
2) Are you whiter than sour cream?
3) Have people called you nerdy?
4) Have you called yourself nerdy?
5) Do you want to roll with the gangstas?
6) Did you attend MIT?
7) Were you first in your class?
8) Were you first in your class at MIT?
9) Have you ever played D & D?
10) Within the last month?
11) Have you ever played any other similar roleplaying game?
12) Do you own a D20?
13) Do you know who M.C. Escher is?
14) Do you own any of M.C. Escher’s works?
15) Have you ever drank Earl Grey Tea?
16) ..Within the last month?
17) Have you ever drank Earl Grey Tea while pretending you were Captain Picard?
18) Are your rims stationary? (If you don’t understand, say no.)
19) Did you understand the last question?
20) Do you own action figures?
21) Did you paint them yourself?
22) Are the action figures based off of characters only seen in comic or gaming books?
23) Have you ever read Stephen Hawking?
24) Do you own books written by Stephen Hawking?
25) Do you have a MySpace page?
26) Have you updated it within the last week?
27) Has anyone ever begged you to let them be on your top eight spaces at your MySpace page?
28) Do you know what Pi is?
29) Do you know Pi to more than two places?
30) Do you know Pi to more than five places?
31) Do you know Pi to a thousand places?
32) Do you wear braces?
33) Have you ever worn braces?
34) Do you eat your sandwiches with mayonnaise?
35) Have you ever played Minesweeper?
36) Within the last week?
37) Have you ever defeated the Expert level of Minesweeper?
38) Do you know Pascal?
39) Would you say there is “no killer app you haven’t run?”
40) Did you understand that last question?
41) Can you do vector calculus?
42) Do you do vector calculus for fun?
43) Do you own a soldering gun?
44) Is Happy Days your favorite theme song?
45) Do you know all the words to the Happy Days theme song?
46) Have you played ping-pong in the last three months?
47) Did you win?
48) Do you habitually win at Trivial Pursuit?
49) Do you outscore the people competing on Jeopardy?
50) Can you understand JavaScript?
51) Are you fluent in JavaScript?
52) Can you speak Klingon?
53) Are you fluent in Klingon?
54) Have you ever been on a Segway?
55) Do you own a Segway?
56) Do you read X-Men comics?
57) Do you own X-Men comics?
58) Do you own more than ten?
59) Do you wear or have you ever worn a pocket protector?
60) Do you have an ergonomic keyboard?
61) Do you shop online for writable media?
62) Do you use wikipedia?
63) Do you edit or write for wikipedia?
64) Do you own any Monty Python movies?
65) Have you memorized segments of the Holy Grail?
66) Can you quote the Holy Grail from beginning to end?
67) Do you know what ROTFLOL means?
68) Can you design websites?
69) Do you make money designing websites for other people?
70) Have you made a homepage for your dog?
71) Do you own a fanny pack?
72) Do you wear it?
73) Do you shop at the Gap?
74) Do you experience sexual gratification from bubble wrap?
75) Do you experience non sexual gratification from bubble wrap?
76) Were you in AV club?
77) Were you in the glee club?
78) Were you on the chess team?
79) Were you in any other nerdy club, such as Yearbook or Water Monitoring or Math Team?
80) Have you spent hours agonizing over whether you like Kirk or Picard better?
81) Do you own a framed picture of either Kirk or Picard?
82) Have you ever been to a Renaissance Faire?
83) More than once a year?
84) Have you spent three consecutive weekends at Renaissance Faires?
85) Because you were working there?
86) Do you have so much garb you can loan it to other people when you go to the Faire?
87) Do you have your name on your underwear?
88) Do you have your name on any other article of clothing?
89) Do you want to bowl with the gangstas?
90) Have you gone bowling in the past month?
91) Do you own your own bowling ball?
92) When you walk up to gangstas, do they try to hurry away, in fear of your extreme nerdiness?
93) Have you ever listened to Weird Al Yankovic?
94) Do you own any of his CD’s?
95) Have you seen the video “White and Nerdy”?
96) Did you identify with the lyrics?
97) Did you know the name of the guy showing off Weird Al’s action figures in the video?
98) Have you memorized the words of “White and Nerdy?”
99) Do you plan to brag about your Purity Score as proof of nerdiness after you finish this test?
100) Do you do anything else that is particularly nerdy that the other test takers agree you should get a bonus point for?
Version 1.0, created by Onyxhealer (see my page on lj!) If you copy this test, please copy it in it’s entirety giving credit to the author of this test, or else tiny gremlins will crawl out of your closet, do your hair, and eat you up with cookies and milk. Choose… wisely.
This test is to prove not only how nerdy you are- there are already some great tests out there for that- but also how “white and nerdy” you are, in accordance with the lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic’s song “White and Nerdy.” For ultimate fun, take this test with all of your nerdy friends, comparing your scores afterwards… but if that’s not possible, curl up with some bubble wrap and have at it!
1) Are you white?
2) Are you whiter than sour cream?
3) Have people called you nerdy?
4) Have you called yourself nerdy?
5) Do you want to roll with the gangstas?
6) Did you attend MIT?
7) Were you first in your class?
8) Were you first in your class at MIT?
9) Have you ever played D & D?
10) Within the last month?
11) Have you ever played any other similar roleplaying game?
12) Do you own a D20?
13) Do you know who M.C. Escher is?
14) Do you own any of M.C. Escher’s works?
15) Have you ever drank Earl Grey Tea?
16) ..Within the last month?
17) Have you ever drank Earl Grey Tea while pretending you were Captain Picard?
18) Are your rims stationary? (If you don’t understand, say no.)
19) Did you understand the last question?
20) Do you own action figures?
21) Did you paint them yourself?
22) Are the action figures based off of characters only seen in comic or gaming books?
23) Have you ever read Stephen Hawking?
24) Do you own books written by Stephen Hawking?
25) Do you have a MySpace page?
26) Have you updated it within the last week?
27) Has anyone ever begged you to let them be on your top eight spaces at your MySpace page?
28) Do you know what Pi is?
29) Do you know Pi to more than two places?
30) Do you know Pi to more than five places?
31) Do you know Pi to a thousand places?
32) Do you wear braces?
33) Have you ever worn braces?
34) Do you eat your sandwiches with mayonnaise?
35) Have you ever played Minesweeper?
36) Within the last week?
37) Have you ever defeated the Expert level of Minesweeper?
38) Do you know Pascal?
39) Would you say there is “no killer app you haven’t run?”
40) Did you understand that last question?
41) Can you do vector calculus?
42) Do you do vector calculus for fun?
43) Do you own a soldering gun?
44) Is Happy Days your favorite theme song?
45) Do you know all the words to the Happy Days theme song?
46) Have you played ping-pong in the last three months?
47) Did you win?
48) Do you habitually win at Trivial Pursuit?
49) Do you outscore the people competing on Jeopardy?
50) Can you understand JavaScript?
51) Are you fluent in JavaScript?
52) Can you speak Klingon?
53) Are you fluent in Klingon?
54) Have you ever been on a Segway?
55) Do you own a Segway?
56) Do you read X-Men comics?
57) Do you own X-Men comics?
58) Do you own more than ten?
59) Do you wear or have you ever worn a pocket protector?
60) Do you have an ergonomic keyboard?
61) Do you shop online for writable media?
62) Do you use wikipedia?
63) Do you edit or write for wikipedia?
64) Do you own any Monty Python movies?
65) Have you memorized segments of the Holy Grail?
66) Can you quote the Holy Grail from beginning to end?
67) Do you know what ROTFLOL means?
68) Can you design websites?
69) Do you make money designing websites for other people?
70) Have you made a homepage for your dog?
71) Do you own a fanny pack?
72) Do you wear it?
73) Do you shop at the Gap?
74) Do you experience sexual gratification from bubble wrap?
75) Do you experience non sexual gratification from bubble wrap?
76) Were you in AV club?
77) Were you in the glee club?
78) Were you on the chess team?
79) Were you in any other nerdy club, such as Yearbook or Water Monitoring or Math Team?
80) Have you spent hours agonizing over whether you like Kirk or Picard better?
81) Do you own a framed picture of either Kirk or Picard?
82) Have you ever been to a Renaissance Faire?
83) More than once a year?
84) Have you spent three consecutive weekends at Renaissance Faires?
85) Because you were working there?
86) Do you have so much garb you can loan it to other people when you go to the Faire?
87) Do you have your name on your underwear?
88) Do you have your name on any other article of clothing?
89) Do you want to bowl with the gangstas?
90) Have you gone bowling in the past month?
91) Do you own your own bowling ball?
92) When you walk up to gangstas, do they try to hurry away, in fear of your extreme nerdiness?
93) Have you ever listened to Weird Al Yankovic?
94) Do you own any of his CD’s?
95) Have you seen the video “White and Nerdy”?
96) Did you identify with the lyrics?
97) Did you know the name of the guy showing off Weird Al’s action figures in the video?
98) Have you memorized the words of “White and Nerdy?”
99) Do you plan to brag about your Purity Score as proof of nerdiness after you finish this test?
100) Do you do anything else that is particularly nerdy that the other test takers agree you should get a bonus point for?