OK, this is just hilarious!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday protagonist_me and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I helped evaleia across the street (6 points). In September I put gum in stefapie's hair (-12 points). In November I bought porn for okcomputer109 (-10 points). In February I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-705 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
onyxguenhwyvar