guns 'n' legos just doesn't have quite the same ring
More weird dreams. In one, there was this guy who appeared to be bleeding and I was gonna call 911, but he showed me this tube of fake blood which he was splashing himself with every so often. Then some buddies of his showed up, old bald men with guns. I gather they were supposed to be in the mafia or something. By this time I'd somehow gotten a gun too, and I was begging them not to shoot me even though I had a gun because there was no way in hell I'd shoot them since I have really bad aim.
Then the next thing I know, it's Christmas and we're back on Locust. (I got cold during the night. :P) We were trying to decide whether to go to a restaurant or eat at home, and I didn't wanna go to the restaurant because my hair was dirty.
I kept waiting for the presents but my dad went back to sleep shortly after waking up, and then he turned into Jim and we ended up in the apartment instead. There was some old preacher dude sitting in my mom's computer chair and I was sitting on the couch talking to him to kill time. I said he must've been up so early because old people don't need much sleep.
Then we decided to exchange our presents before these out of town visitors we were having got there. We apparently gave my dad a couple records of what were supposed to be Christmas songs, one of which involved an insane reindeer. Most of my presents were in my dresser unwrapped for some reason, and I tried to get them out without looking at them so I could be surprised but it was all too easy to tell that most of them were Legos and matchbox cars.
Then there was this thing about these sisters, one of which apparently hunted and ate cats. There was this intricate plot about some deer (maybe the insane reindeer) and this girl went on some kind of quest with it. Of course it ended up being some type of goddess, and after the quest it turned into a bunch of cats so the girl would have more food. She was, however, worried that the goddess would get pissed at her for immediately killing the cats rather than waiting a while. Then she was like oh shit it's 2am and went back in the house.
There was also a little part about a missing girl. This guy had apparently paid $10k to make a little concrete path going beside a highway and curving down to end beside a river, and this place was where you were supposed to report sightings of this girl. While I was walking along the path, I saw a little black girl in a car going along the highway, and I wondered if that was her or not.
Then the next thing I know, it's Christmas and we're back on Locust. (I got cold during the night. :P) We were trying to decide whether to go to a restaurant or eat at home, and I didn't wanna go to the restaurant because my hair was dirty.
I kept waiting for the presents but my dad went back to sleep shortly after waking up, and then he turned into Jim and we ended up in the apartment instead. There was some old preacher dude sitting in my mom's computer chair and I was sitting on the couch talking to him to kill time. I said he must've been up so early because old people don't need much sleep.
Then we decided to exchange our presents before these out of town visitors we were having got there. We apparently gave my dad a couple records of what were supposed to be Christmas songs, one of which involved an insane reindeer. Most of my presents were in my dresser unwrapped for some reason, and I tried to get them out without looking at them so I could be surprised but it was all too easy to tell that most of them were Legos and matchbox cars.
Then there was this thing about these sisters, one of which apparently hunted and ate cats. There was this intricate plot about some deer (maybe the insane reindeer) and this girl went on some kind of quest with it. Of course it ended up being some type of goddess, and after the quest it turned into a bunch of cats so the girl would have more food. She was, however, worried that the goddess would get pissed at her for immediately killing the cats rather than waiting a while. Then she was like oh shit it's 2am and went back in the house.
There was also a little part about a missing girl. This guy had apparently paid $10k to make a little concrete path going beside a highway and curving down to end beside a river, and this place was where you were supposed to report sightings of this girl. While I was walking along the path, I saw a little black girl in a car going along the highway, and I wondered if that was her or not.