sippin on gin and juice

[ontobrokenwings]

THIS WEEKEND WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! here are some things that went down,and comment bitches

-holiday bens
-getting wasted
-vans (:
-curly pool hair...haha only people at the party know what thats about.
-chugging everything that came my way
-randy saying he was bi
-wearing girl pants doesnt get you heard but gets respect
-popcorn and dog shit
-"oh..im JOE!!"
-mc donalds with an asian school teacher, a hoe, a p.i.m.p, and me
-having beer chugging contests, and mattof tejas losing horibly
-falling everywhere
-tumbling up stairs
-get wasted some more actually i was shitfaced
-everyone coming to my house saturday
-insert woah face as megan bends down (only lar knows what that means)
-burger king with tons of dane cook jokes and nick and lar started there funny streak
-the blowing up of lauras tire and us almost dying
-an angel wearing jeans
-a cop that stops then keeps driving
-shitty ass lot parties with foamy hot beer
-texas chainsaw massacre house with wierd hick parents that smoke out with nick and lar
-jack daniels
-seagrams
-crown royal
-beer lots of it
-vodka
-WELCHES GRAPE JUICE EWWWWWWWWWW
-crushes
-passing out on the floor as nick lays in my bed
-waking up with my dog domino right next to me

yea that was basically my weekend. if i forgot anything then tell me.