Simple And Sweet
This time this thing is taken from Lezi because she hoped it'd help her get over her writer's block and I'm hoping it helps me get over mind. Because writer's block is a bitch.
Give me a word and a ship/character and I'll write a one-sentence fic response(/possible drabble).
Give me a word and a ship/character and I'll write a one-sentence fic response(/possible drabble).
Words... Can it be more than one word? Fuck it, I'm writing it anyways.
1. Twitter
2. Blank CD's
3. Muffin Man
4. Acerophobia
LOVE YOU MY VOICE OF REASON <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Have fun ;)
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Of course, the way their friends found out about the sudden relationship was over Twitter. Which wasn’t that much of a surprise when upon realizing what he could do, Puck proclaimed that it was better than sexting. And when Puck would tweet about what he wanted to do to Kurt, Kurt couldn’t help but reply.
Though there was nothing like the first time they did this and Finn ran down to his brother’s room yelling about how he now has to bleach his eyes out and could they refrain from having cyber sex on Twitter because it was frightening.
Kurt, of course, just rolled his eyes as he added the next Tweet to his sexual fantasy he was having with Puck and stated that Finn should’ve really thought a bit more before rushing down because for all Finn knew, Kurt really did have fingers up his ass and was moaning out Puck’s name, wishing it was his boyfriend’s fingers instead.
Finn promptly tripped up the stairs in his haste to get away.
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Obviously, I'm a fan of Puck and Kurt on Twitter.. [snickers]
And Kurt dirty talking.. Unf. And to Finn? Uh.. Hilarious and weirdly Unf worthy. LOL.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
[runs to read the next one]
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Puck was nervous about wanting to ask Kurt out. He’d never asked anyone out. Usually he just looked at the girl, raised and eyebrow, and pointed at himself. She then would attach herself to him and that was that.
He’d tried this with Kurt but the other boy hadn’t even made eye contact for the raised eyebrow.
So, instead he bought some blank CD’s and decided to do a mix tape. Choosing songs that couldn’t be mistaken for what he’d want from Kurt, he choose songs such as ‘Sex and Candy’, ‘Buttmachine’, ‘Dance Naked’, and ‘Sex Changes’.
He left the CD with Kurt and winked as he handed it over. It was the next day that Kurt walked over and explained that he got the message, Puck hadn’t been that subtle with his song choices. But did he not listen to ‘Sex Changes’ because it really wasn’t about sexing someone up.
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"Usually he just looked at the girl, raised and eyebrow, and pointed at himself. She then would attach herself to him and that was that." PRETTY MUCH. [licks him]
I feeling like this would have been funnier to me if I'd listened to "Sex Changes" and "Buttmachine", but I got it well enough. [goes to grab your CDs and see if they are on there]
I don't think Puck is ever subtle xD
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And the whole looking a girl and pointing to himself? That's very similar to this thing Russel Brand has in one of his stand-up shows. It's fantastic.
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..And now I'm imagining Puck with Russel's hair..
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Puck was surprised that when he got Kurt drunk, Kurt tending to seen perverted versions of childhood songs.
“Georgie Porgie, puddin’ n’ pie,” Kurt slurred together, singing, “kissed th’ girls n’ made ‘em cry. When th’ boys came out to play, he kissed ‘em too, for he was gay.” And then he preceded to giggle.
Puck meanwhile, choked on his drink. “What did you just say?”
The next thing Kurt slurred was said quickly and Puck had trouble keeping up with what Kurt was saying, “Mary ‘ad a little lamb, she kept ‘em in a heater n’ e’ery time he turned around he burnt his little Peter Peter Pumpkin Ea’er ‘ad a wife n’ he couldn’t keep ‘er. Stuck ‘er in a pumpkin shell and there he sent ‘er straight to hell-o opera’or, did’ja know tha’ donkey’s ‘ave stripe-ed ding-dong, Avon Lady’s callin’.” His singing voice when he was drunk was still perfect and that confused Puck just as much as the sayings ( ... )
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"-Kurt then raised his hands in the air in a victory stance, “Let’s have drunk sex!”-"
If that's not a perfect ending I don't know what is.
...Except the actual drunk!sexiitymes. But I know you're smuttily challenged. SO THIS IS PERFECT. <3 <3 ,3
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And glad that's the prefect ending considering I'm smuttily challenged. \o/
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Puck would go over and molest Kurt’s mouth. His boyfriend had a lollipop in his mouth and his lips were looking wet and red and the large lollipop was all the way in Kurt’s mouth. The only thing stopping Puck was that he knew that it was a sour apple flavor and Puck did not like sour. He liked sweet. Like how Kurt’s mouth tasted on a normal day.
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Kurt should fix that. Exposure therapy. Give him a blowjob while he sucks on a sourhead. LOL.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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