Release the Kraken
Title: Release the Kraken!
Author: onthethruway01
Pairings: Minsu, Miyavi ,Gackt
Rating: nc 17
Length : oneshot
Dedicated to dandycat
Genre: smut, crack, steampunk
Warning: tentacle porn
Summary: Changmin and Junsu are sent by T.O.P. to stop the evil Japanese Pirates Gackt and Miyavi, but they get more than what they bargained for.
Adventurers Changmin and Junsu didn’t like each other, so when their boss, Admiral T.O.P. teamed them up, they were pretty pissed off.
“Boys you need to set aside your differences for the good of the country. Those crazy Japanese pirates Gackt and Miyavi have been hijacking our airships. You need to infiltrate the pirates and bring them to justice.
T.O.P. sat in his captain’s chair puffing a fat cigar; his uniform garish and brightly colored. On either arm was a scantily clad bimbo.
“It’s good to be the captain,” Junsu whispered to Changmin.
The tall, long legged evil genius smirked.
“What’s the matter Junsu, given up on Yoochun?”
The man known for “Dat Ass,” blushed.
“You know Chun and I are just friends.”
Junsu shuffled his feet.
“Yeah, and my cock is smaller than Yunho’s”
Junsu giggled.
“Go boys. Go and save our shipping business from those dirty Japanese pirates.”
The two unlikely heroes left the floating city of Seoul on their steam powered sky cycles in search of Gackt’s dirigible, The Lolita.
Three days later…
Junsu and Changmin were tied together, an angry mob of Japanese pirates making them walk the plank.
“This turned out well, didn’t it?” Changmin asked Junsu.
“I thought you remembered your Japanese,” Junsu asked him.
“I was going to ask you the same thing.”
The two men were busted; their Korean accents had given them away.
Miyavi and Gackt, the Japanese Pirate captains ordered the two Korean’s overboard.
“Adieu, mon ami!” they shouted as they were pushed closer to the edge of the airship
“What did he say?
“It’s not Japanese, I know that.”
“Sayonara!”
They were pushed more; their heels dangling off the gang plank. Bound at the wrists and feet, they faced each other.
“Changmin, is that your cock rubbing against mine?
The tall youngster cleared his throat.
“Wow; your cock is bigger than Yunho’s”
Changmin winked.
“Adios, amigos!”
The two were finally pushed off the edge.
“I regret nothing,” Changmin screamed at the top of his lungs.
“It was nice knowing you Changmin.”
“It’s not over yet, Su. We’ve got company.”
From the ocean’s depths, giant limbs shot out of the water, plucking our hapless heroes from certain death; but some things are worse than dying.
Gackt and Miyavi stood shaking in anticipation on the deck of The Lolita.
“Nan desu ka?”
“Gojira?”
“Iie, shokushu goukan desu.”
“So ne…”
They quivered in their boots as the two Korean’s were violated by the beast; its many tentacles stripping them of their clothes. Long and slimy appendages twisted and turned their way around exposed flesh; Junsu and Changmin growing hard as the great beast molested them.
“Well this is embarrassing.”
Feelers explored and groped the young men; slick and covered with all manner of seaweed and barnacles, the great squid-like creature held Junsu and Changmin in a tight grip.
Junsu whelped as a smaller, tactile member inched its way up his thigh and began to probe his opening.
“He likes your ass, Junsu,” Changmin chuckled; the younger man stroking the eel like skin of his captor.
“You sick fuck,” Junsu screamed at his companion. “I hope he snaps your dick off while you’re still alive.”
Changmin raised an eyebrow. His length twitched as suckers from one of the flexible organs attached itself to the head of his cock and began to pulsate.
“Jesus, that feels good.”
“Watch out Min; those suckers have teeth.”
Junsu was beet red. Despite being scared to death, the giant squid’s invasion of his ass felt good.
“Changmin, what do we do?”
Junsu’s companion was having a hard time concentrating on his friends words.
“Go with the flow Junsu. I’ve seen enough Tentacle Porn to know that these creatures like mutual stimulation. Show our buddy some affection and maybe we’ll live to tell the tale.”
Despite his fear, Junsu followed Changmin’s actions. He stroked the squid’s arms; the creature’s body vibrating as it made intimate contact with human flesh.
“Oh for fucks sake, will you look at that!”
From beneath the kraken’s mantle a huge, prehensile penis extended; Junsu’s thoughts racing almost as fast as his pounding heart.
“I’m going to be ripped apart by a giant squid. What a way to go.”
But before the creature could penetrate Su’s ass, he expelled his sperm in a great burst, coating both Changmin and Junsu.
Junsu began to retch.
“Don’t puke Junsu. Hold it in. Let’s not upset our friend.”
Junsu took a deep breath and tried to ignore the foul smell of the sticky cum which coated his entire body.
To their surprise, the kraken gently released them. Treading water to avoid drowning, Changmin called out to the squid.
“Thanks pal. Hey I don’t suppose you could take care of those sky pirates for us, could you?”
Junsu buried his face in his hands in embarrassment.
“He doesn’t understand you.”
“On the contrary Su, he understands perfectly.”
To Junsu’s amazement, the Kraken’s giant arms grasped the hull of The Lolita; the arrogant captains had foolishly brought their vessel lower to get a better view of the show. As the smoke and fire engulfed the pirate ship, Miyavi and Gackt jumped over board shouting “banzai” as their doomed crew scurried back and forth across the deck. Screams of “Gojira” echoed across the sea as the once hearty pirate vessel, The Lolita was brought to the depths of the ocean by a very horny giant squid.
“That was fun, wasn’t it?”
“You suck, Changmin.”
“Hey, we got laid for free and sunk The Lolita. T.O. P. will reward us for sure.”
“The only reward I want is to be fired.”
Our two heroes floated to safety on the wreckage of The Lolita, the giant squid waving a tentacle at them until they drifted from view.
“Why do you think he helped us with the Japanese,” Junsu asked.
“Sushi, Junsu. He got revenge for all the little squids.”
“Omo.”
A few days later…
“Boys, you did the Empire a great service,” Admiral T.O.P. said while pouring brandy for his agents.
“I guess that means we’re free to go, right?’ Junsu asked, hoping he could get away with an early retirement.
“Not quite. I’m afraid we have a more pressing matter to be resolved.”
Changmin and Junsu stared at each other. What could be more pressing than stopping pirates?”
The Admiral interrupted their thoughts.
“Our sources in North America have discovered a secret plot. Apparently JYP has been negotiating with Justin Bieber; he wants to bring the kid over to become part of the Hallyu Wave.”
Junsu gasped.
“The deuce, you say!”
T.O.P. puffed on his cigar.
“Gentlemen, how do you feel about murder?”
Author: onthethruway01
Pairings: Minsu, Miyavi ,Gackt
Rating: nc 17
Length : oneshot
Dedicated to dandycat
Genre: smut, crack, steampunk
Warning: tentacle porn
Summary: Changmin and Junsu are sent by T.O.P. to stop the evil Japanese Pirates Gackt and Miyavi, but they get more than what they bargained for.
Adventurers Changmin and Junsu didn’t like each other, so when their boss, Admiral T.O.P. teamed them up, they were pretty pissed off.
“Boys you need to set aside your differences for the good of the country. Those crazy Japanese pirates Gackt and Miyavi have been hijacking our airships. You need to infiltrate the pirates and bring them to justice.
T.O.P. sat in his captain’s chair puffing a fat cigar; his uniform garish and brightly colored. On either arm was a scantily clad bimbo.
“It’s good to be the captain,” Junsu whispered to Changmin.
The tall, long legged evil genius smirked.
“What’s the matter Junsu, given up on Yoochun?”
The man known for “Dat Ass,” blushed.
“You know Chun and I are just friends.”
Junsu shuffled his feet.
“Yeah, and my cock is smaller than Yunho’s”
Junsu giggled.
“Go boys. Go and save our shipping business from those dirty Japanese pirates.”
The two unlikely heroes left the floating city of Seoul on their steam powered sky cycles in search of Gackt’s dirigible, The Lolita.
Three days later…
Junsu and Changmin were tied together, an angry mob of Japanese pirates making them walk the plank.
“This turned out well, didn’t it?” Changmin asked Junsu.
“I thought you remembered your Japanese,” Junsu asked him.
“I was going to ask you the same thing.”
The two men were busted; their Korean accents had given them away.
Miyavi and Gackt, the Japanese Pirate captains ordered the two Korean’s overboard.
“Adieu, mon ami!” they shouted as they were pushed closer to the edge of the airship
“What did he say?
“It’s not Japanese, I know that.”
“Sayonara!”
They were pushed more; their heels dangling off the gang plank. Bound at the wrists and feet, they faced each other.
“Changmin, is that your cock rubbing against mine?
The tall youngster cleared his throat.
“Wow; your cock is bigger than Yunho’s”
Changmin winked.
“Adios, amigos!”
The two were finally pushed off the edge.
“I regret nothing,” Changmin screamed at the top of his lungs.
“It was nice knowing you Changmin.”
“It’s not over yet, Su. We’ve got company.”
From the ocean’s depths, giant limbs shot out of the water, plucking our hapless heroes from certain death; but some things are worse than dying.
Gackt and Miyavi stood shaking in anticipation on the deck of The Lolita.
“Nan desu ka?”
“Gojira?”
“Iie, shokushu goukan desu.”
“So ne…”
They quivered in their boots as the two Korean’s were violated by the beast; its many tentacles stripping them of their clothes. Long and slimy appendages twisted and turned their way around exposed flesh; Junsu and Changmin growing hard as the great beast molested them.
“Well this is embarrassing.”
Feelers explored and groped the young men; slick and covered with all manner of seaweed and barnacles, the great squid-like creature held Junsu and Changmin in a tight grip.
Junsu whelped as a smaller, tactile member inched its way up his thigh and began to probe his opening.
“He likes your ass, Junsu,” Changmin chuckled; the younger man stroking the eel like skin of his captor.
“You sick fuck,” Junsu screamed at his companion. “I hope he snaps your dick off while you’re still alive.”
Changmin raised an eyebrow. His length twitched as suckers from one of the flexible organs attached itself to the head of his cock and began to pulsate.
“Jesus, that feels good.”
“Watch out Min; those suckers have teeth.”
Junsu was beet red. Despite being scared to death, the giant squid’s invasion of his ass felt good.
“Changmin, what do we do?”
Junsu’s companion was having a hard time concentrating on his friends words.
“Go with the flow Junsu. I’ve seen enough Tentacle Porn to know that these creatures like mutual stimulation. Show our buddy some affection and maybe we’ll live to tell the tale.”
Despite his fear, Junsu followed Changmin’s actions. He stroked the squid’s arms; the creature’s body vibrating as it made intimate contact with human flesh.
“Oh for fucks sake, will you look at that!”
From beneath the kraken’s mantle a huge, prehensile penis extended; Junsu’s thoughts racing almost as fast as his pounding heart.
“I’m going to be ripped apart by a giant squid. What a way to go.”
But before the creature could penetrate Su’s ass, he expelled his sperm in a great burst, coating both Changmin and Junsu.
Junsu began to retch.
“Don’t puke Junsu. Hold it in. Let’s not upset our friend.”
Junsu took a deep breath and tried to ignore the foul smell of the sticky cum which coated his entire body.
To their surprise, the kraken gently released them. Treading water to avoid drowning, Changmin called out to the squid.
“Thanks pal. Hey I don’t suppose you could take care of those sky pirates for us, could you?”
Junsu buried his face in his hands in embarrassment.
“He doesn’t understand you.”
“On the contrary Su, he understands perfectly.”
To Junsu’s amazement, the Kraken’s giant arms grasped the hull of The Lolita; the arrogant captains had foolishly brought their vessel lower to get a better view of the show. As the smoke and fire engulfed the pirate ship, Miyavi and Gackt jumped over board shouting “banzai” as their doomed crew scurried back and forth across the deck. Screams of “Gojira” echoed across the sea as the once hearty pirate vessel, The Lolita was brought to the depths of the ocean by a very horny giant squid.
“That was fun, wasn’t it?”
“You suck, Changmin.”
“Hey, we got laid for free and sunk The Lolita. T.O. P. will reward us for sure.”
“The only reward I want is to be fired.”
Our two heroes floated to safety on the wreckage of The Lolita, the giant squid waving a tentacle at them until they drifted from view.
“Why do you think he helped us with the Japanese,” Junsu asked.
“Sushi, Junsu. He got revenge for all the little squids.”
“Omo.”
A few days later…
“Boys, you did the Empire a great service,” Admiral T.O.P. said while pouring brandy for his agents.
“I guess that means we’re free to go, right?’ Junsu asked, hoping he could get away with an early retirement.
“Not quite. I’m afraid we have a more pressing matter to be resolved.”
Changmin and Junsu stared at each other. What could be more pressing than stopping pirates?”
The Admiral interrupted their thoughts.
“Our sources in North America have discovered a secret plot. Apparently JYP has been negotiating with Justin Bieber; he wants to bring the kid over to become part of the Hallyu Wave.”
Junsu gasped.
“The deuce, you say!”
T.O.P. puffed on his cigar.
“Gentlemen, how do you feel about murder?”