im lame.
im sorry. there is nothing else to do. and its stolen.
lets hear it for boredom!
(0) What's the time/date now? im not sure its important. but today is jully 11th. i get my welfare today haha. its 1 am.
(1) The singular most boring question: or is it the singular most 100 boring answers?
(2) Are you happy with it?: maybe i could delete it?
(3) Are you named after anyone?: some waitress from the mary tyler moore show. i can turn the world on with my smile. wait no thats not me at all.
(4) Your nickname: cunt. susan. sarah
(5) Your screenname: holymunkay
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? doubtful.
(7) Then what would you name your children? Ill worry more when there are children to be named. Im a big fan of the name Brad but that can be boy or girl. who cares anyway.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Frank
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? i want the name angelina, no actually i just want to be her. we arent friends though.shes totally missing out.
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? simaceno. camino.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? totally.
BASICS
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(12) Your gender: girl
(13) Straight/gay/bisexual? asexual
(14) Single? yes
(15) Want to be? ..no
(16) Your birthdate: february 10th 1982, too little too late.
(17) Your age: 21
(18) Age you act: on my sad days i feel 90. on a good day i act 5, and on a normal day im ageless.
(19) Age you wish you were: 25 so renting a car is cheaper.
(20) Your height: 5'2ish. yes that means im part midget.
(21) The color of your eyes: i call them shit brown.
(22) Happy with it? when you say happy you mean annoyed?
(23) The color of your hair: indescribeable weird red.
(24) Happy with it? not really.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? do everything but write and masturbate with the left. ahhahaha
(26) Your living arrangement? i have a roomate. and plenty of fleas
(27) Your family: is mostly mafia. its funny.
(28) Have any pets? cherry swayze. she a good baby now.
(29) What's your job: i dance like its my job?
(30) Piercings? none that are really cool anymore.
(31) Tattoos? only fake.
(32) Obsessions? writing, music,love
(33) Addictions? internet,taco bell, lyrics, sex.
34) Do you collect anything? memories.
(35) Do you speak another language? the language of love?
(36) Have a favorite quote? i have too many, even to list just a few would be a sad injustice.
(37) Do you have a webpage? you're on it.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? a lot of times im stuck in and on the past. but life is ironic, sarcastic and karma induced .
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? unless they are stupid
(40) Do you have any secrets? maybe one.
(41) Do you hate yourself? a lot of the time. love hate i guess.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? no. its too big.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? im high maintenance.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? im funny.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? My grandpa makes more money than ted dibiassi the million dollar man. sorry i love to use that line.
(46) What's your biggest fear? death,dying alone,fleas.
(47) Can you sing? no. my voice is dumb and manly. and sarah says i have a southern accent even though i live in PA!
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? i can honestly say ive never tried to be something i wasnt.
(49) Are you a loner? when no one else is around.
(50) What is your number one priority in life? love
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? id probally say that girl is so dumb! then find out later that i am very cool?
(52) Are you a daredevil? no. not at all. my idea of living on the edge is leaving the milk out after breakfast and drinking it later.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? the fact that i have overanalyzed stuff with no meaning for so long.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? usually i can be both. but lately more passive than anything i guess.
(55) Have you got a journal? yes. this one. duh.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? i find strength in communication, whether its talking or writing. my weakness is my emotions, they always hold me in and back.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i would have a body like j-lo, a voice from heaven, and a taco bell in my kitchen that was open at all hours of the night.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity: i would drown in the sea of love.
(59) How do you vent? tears. lots of em.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? no. i never have.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? yes i regret a lot of choices i have made, but they cant be changed so i figure there is a reason for everything.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? more crazy then good(63) What is the most important lesson you've learnt from life? not to use the word learnt.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? mylips.
(65) And least? the body itself.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? i scare me.
(67) Are you confident? depends on who im with. sadly enough.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? ive tried to become Gia. it hasnt worked. so i created my own fictional self that has been developed on ideals from sad pathetic movies i watch all the time.
(69) Do people know how you feel? usually i am very easy to read.(70) Are you perceived wrongly? most of the time yes..but its fair
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DO YOU?
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(71) Smoke? no
(72) Do drugs? notreally
(73) Read the newspaper? when its free
(74) Pray? yes
(75) Go to church? no
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? i love new friends
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? yes. cant be without.
(78) Take walks in the rain? only when it involves seduction, because that is the only way you can mess with my hair.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? if i dont like you. you know it. silent treatment.
(80) Drive? yes , all night.
(81) Like to drive fast? no. i worry too much
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER?
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(82) Liked your voice? no
(83) Hurt yourself? yes
(84) Been out of the country? nope. not even the falls.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? im all about sushi, but some people find it revolting.
(86) Had sex? yes
(87) Been unfaithful? in a way
(88) Been in love? yes
(89) done drugs? yeah I have.
(90) Gone skinny dipping? that would be scary dipping
(91) Had a medical emergency? yes. every other day.
(92) Had a surgery? nothing serious
(93) Ran away from home? nope
(94) Played strip poker? yes
(95) Gotten beaten up? no
(96) Beaten someone up? id like to.
(97) Been picked on? all the time
(98) Been on stage? no
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? uh. no
(100) Slept outdoors? once. a very long time ago.
(101) Thought about suicide? occasionally
(102) Pulled an all- nighter? all nighters just feel better.
(103) If yes, what is your record? 3 weeks when i was on a real high dosage of sterroids. it was insanity.
(104) Gone one day without food? yes
(105) Talked on the phone all night? most nights.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex? many times
(107) Slept all day? as much as i can
(108) Killed someone? someones. plural.
(109) Made out with a stranger? nope. love is strange.
(110) Had sex with a stranger? ew, no
(111) Thought you're going crazy? i think i am crazy
(112) Kissed the same sex? yes
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? yes
(114) Been betrayed? seriously
(115) Had a dream that came true? more often then i care to remember
(116) Broken the law? everyone has
(117) Met a famous person? eminem hah!
(118) Masturbated? sticking stuff in my hole?
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand? haha
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? no.
this was the worst survey. im glad no one will read it anyway!
lets hear it for boredom!
(0) What's the time/date now? im not sure its important. but today is jully 11th. i get my welfare today haha. its 1 am.
(1) The singular most boring question: or is it the singular most 100 boring answers?
(2) Are you happy with it?: maybe i could delete it?
(3) Are you named after anyone?: some waitress from the mary tyler moore show. i can turn the world on with my smile. wait no thats not me at all.
(4) Your nickname: cunt. susan. sarah
(5) Your screenname: holymunkay
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? doubtful.
(7) Then what would you name your children? Ill worry more when there are children to be named. Im a big fan of the name Brad but that can be boy or girl. who cares anyway.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: Frank
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? i want the name angelina, no actually i just want to be her. we arent friends though.shes totally missing out.
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? simaceno. camino.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? totally.
BASICS
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(12) Your gender: girl
(13) Straight/gay/bisexual? asexual
(14) Single? yes
(15) Want to be? ..no
(16) Your birthdate: february 10th 1982, too little too late.
(17) Your age: 21
(18) Age you act: on my sad days i feel 90. on a good day i act 5, and on a normal day im ageless.
(19) Age you wish you were: 25 so renting a car is cheaper.
(20) Your height: 5'2ish. yes that means im part midget.
(21) The color of your eyes: i call them shit brown.
(22) Happy with it? when you say happy you mean annoyed?
(23) The color of your hair: indescribeable weird red.
(24) Happy with it? not really.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? do everything but write and masturbate with the left. ahhahaha
(26) Your living arrangement? i have a roomate. and plenty of fleas
(27) Your family: is mostly mafia. its funny.
(28) Have any pets? cherry swayze. she a good baby now.
(29) What's your job: i dance like its my job?
(30) Piercings? none that are really cool anymore.
(31) Tattoos? only fake.
(32) Obsessions? writing, music,love
(33) Addictions? internet,taco bell, lyrics, sex.
34) Do you collect anything? memories.
(35) Do you speak another language? the language of love?
(36) Have a favorite quote? i have too many, even to list just a few would be a sad injustice.
(37) Do you have a webpage? you're on it.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(38) Do you live in the moment? a lot of times im stuck in and on the past. but life is ironic, sarcastic and karma induced .
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? unless they are stupid
(40) Do you have any secrets? maybe one.
(41) Do you hate yourself? a lot of the time. love hate i guess.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? no. its too big.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? im high maintenance.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? im funny.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? My grandpa makes more money than ted dibiassi the million dollar man. sorry i love to use that line.
(46) What's your biggest fear? death,dying alone,fleas.
(47) Can you sing? no. my voice is dumb and manly. and sarah says i have a southern accent even though i live in PA!
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? i can honestly say ive never tried to be something i wasnt.
(49) Are you a loner? when no one else is around.
(50) What is your number one priority in life? love
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? id probally say that girl is so dumb! then find out later that i am very cool?
(52) Are you a daredevil? no. not at all. my idea of living on the edge is leaving the milk out after breakfast and drinking it later.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? the fact that i have overanalyzed stuff with no meaning for so long.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? usually i can be both. but lately more passive than anything i guess.
(55) Have you got a journal? yes. this one. duh.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? i find strength in communication, whether its talking or writing. my weakness is my emotions, they always hold me in and back.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i would have a body like j-lo, a voice from heaven, and a taco bell in my kitchen that was open at all hours of the night.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity: i would drown in the sea of love.
(59) How do you vent? tears. lots of em.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? no. i never have.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? yes i regret a lot of choices i have made, but they cant be changed so i figure there is a reason for everything.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? more crazy then good(63) What is the most important lesson you've learnt from life? not to use the word learnt.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? mylips.
(65) And least? the body itself.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? i scare me.
(67) Are you confident? depends on who im with. sadly enough.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? ive tried to become Gia. it hasnt worked. so i created my own fictional self that has been developed on ideals from sad pathetic movies i watch all the time.
(69) Do people know how you feel? usually i am very easy to read.(70) Are you perceived wrongly? most of the time yes..but its fair
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DO YOU?
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(71) Smoke? no
(72) Do drugs? notreally
(73) Read the newspaper? when its free
(74) Pray? yes
(75) Go to church? no
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? i love new friends
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? yes. cant be without.
(78) Take walks in the rain? only when it involves seduction, because that is the only way you can mess with my hair.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? if i dont like you. you know it. silent treatment.
(80) Drive? yes , all night.
(81) Like to drive fast? no. i worry too much
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER?
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(82) Liked your voice? no
(83) Hurt yourself? yes
(84) Been out of the country? nope. not even the falls.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? im all about sushi, but some people find it revolting.
(86) Had sex? yes
(87) Been unfaithful? in a way
(88) Been in love? yes
(89) done drugs? yeah I have.
(90) Gone skinny dipping? that would be scary dipping
(91) Had a medical emergency? yes. every other day.
(92) Had a surgery? nothing serious
(93) Ran away from home? nope
(94) Played strip poker? yes
(95) Gotten beaten up? no
(96) Beaten someone up? id like to.
(97) Been picked on? all the time
(98) Been on stage? no
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? uh. no
(100) Slept outdoors? once. a very long time ago.
(101) Thought about suicide? occasionally
(102) Pulled an all- nighter? all nighters just feel better.
(103) If yes, what is your record? 3 weeks when i was on a real high dosage of sterroids. it was insanity.
(104) Gone one day without food? yes
(105) Talked on the phone all night? most nights.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex? many times
(107) Slept all day? as much as i can
(108) Killed someone? someones. plural.
(109) Made out with a stranger? nope. love is strange.
(110) Had sex with a stranger? ew, no
(111) Thought you're going crazy? i think i am crazy
(112) Kissed the same sex? yes
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? yes
(114) Been betrayed? seriously
(115) Had a dream that came true? more often then i care to remember
(116) Broken the law? everyone has
(117) Met a famous person? eminem hah!
(118) Masturbated? sticking stuff in my hole?
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand? haha
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? no.
this was the worst survey. im glad no one will read it anyway!