[ALL-PURPOSE IC THREAD POST]

[onthenightroad]

[is probably in the church! or, perhaps, the mess hall! or anywhere you need him to be, baby]

((I CAVED. If you wanna play with Abel at any given time, just tag here and I'll get back to you in a flash. |Db O-o-open forever?))

Comments

[astalavampire]

[There's a Methuselah in your base chapel! What, it happens all the time. ALL THE TIME.]

[onthenightroad]

Asta ♥

[astalavampire]

So it appears you do perform a function here beyond depleting the Mess Hall's provisions.

[onthenightroad]

Such cruel words I never thought I'd hear in the sanctity of my own home. Really, miss!

[astalavampire]

I notice you aren't denying it, tovarish.

[onthenightroad]

Surely I can't be faulted for taking advantage of what's offered! Take, for example, today's shortcake. What respect would I be showing the dessert chefs by ignoring it?

[astalavampire]

And how many times didn't you ignore it?

[onthenightroad]

. . . at least twice. Nothing more than a repeated display of respect.

[astalavampire]

...at least twice?

[onthenightroad]

The craftsmanship was incredible ♥

[astalavampire]

Sometimes I think you don't have a single stomach like normal people. It's got to be more like four. Like a cow.

[onthenightroad]

I need the digestive power, Asta. I'm a grown man! My life is full of adventure and stimulation! I need nourishment!

[astalavampire]

...You need multiple helpings of shortcake.

[onthenightroad]

...doesn't everyone?

[astalavampire]

...

...

No.

[onthenightroad]

I think you could use the extra serving now and then, Asta. Dessert makes people happy!