WELL HOWDY HO FUCKIN PARTNERS
Jesus i never write in this thing anymore. But who wants to hear about my life anyway?
Raise your hand if you want to hear about my life?
If you raised your hand that is extremely pathetic for two reasons.
1. My life is not all that interesting.
2. A computer told you what to do and you did it.
Man, I wish I could see how many people actually do it.
Since everyone is doing surveys lately im gonna do one. But im writing it myself and if you don't comment I know where you live and i've seen where you sleep and I swear to god your mothers will cry when they see what i've done to you. (Tommy boy...the movie...that's a quote...i'm really not all that mean.) so here we go.
JEFF'S SURVEY
1.Am I the hottest guy you have ever seen in your life? (Yes is the only answer to this one, no is not acceptable)
2.If I were to kick you in the nuts,(obviously for males only) and then pulled a huge sombrero out of my left pocket and did a jig around it as you thrived in agony on the ground what would you do?
3.Did you laugh at the last question?
4.If I were to kick you in the boobs,(obviously for females only)and then ripped off my pants revealing tight green spandex and did the riverdance, what would you do?
5.Did you laugh at that one?
5.What is the funniest thing I have ever done when i've been with you?
6.What is your fondest memory of me?
7.Is my butt really that big?
8.If you said yes, you can spin my dradle. (and by spin i mean suck and by dradle i mean dick)
9.Yes number 8 wasn't a question but o well get over it? (it's a question because of the ?...don't argue)
10.This one is actually very serious. I want you all to tell me exactly what you think of me. I don't care if it's mean or anything. It's always good to tell somebody off once in a while, and hey since my ego is pretty big you could all take some shots at it. Or you could be nice and make it grow. And by it i don't mean "The hulk"...(wink wink jessica) Well i'm sure you all have caught on to what that is.
11.What do you think im referring to when I say the hulk?
12.Pretty cool name huh?
Thanks for playing along and I hope you enjoy filling it out as much as I did writing it.
The man who stole your hearts and some of your money while you were sleeping,
Jeff Stanley
Raise your hand if you want to hear about my life?
If you raised your hand that is extremely pathetic for two reasons.
1. My life is not all that interesting.
2. A computer told you what to do and you did it.
Man, I wish I could see how many people actually do it.
Since everyone is doing surveys lately im gonna do one. But im writing it myself and if you don't comment I know where you live and i've seen where you sleep and I swear to god your mothers will cry when they see what i've done to you. (Tommy boy...the movie...that's a quote...i'm really not all that mean.) so here we go.
JEFF'S SURVEY
1.Am I the hottest guy you have ever seen in your life? (Yes is the only answer to this one, no is not acceptable)
2.If I were to kick you in the nuts,(obviously for males only) and then pulled a huge sombrero out of my left pocket and did a jig around it as you thrived in agony on the ground what would you do?
3.Did you laugh at the last question?
4.If I were to kick you in the boobs,(obviously for females only)and then ripped off my pants revealing tight green spandex and did the riverdance, what would you do?
5.Did you laugh at that one?
5.What is the funniest thing I have ever done when i've been with you?
6.What is your fondest memory of me?
7.Is my butt really that big?
8.If you said yes, you can spin my dradle. (and by spin i mean suck and by dradle i mean dick)
9.Yes number 8 wasn't a question but o well get over it? (it's a question because of the ?...don't argue)
10.This one is actually very serious. I want you all to tell me exactly what you think of me. I don't care if it's mean or anything. It's always good to tell somebody off once in a while, and hey since my ego is pretty big you could all take some shots at it. Or you could be nice and make it grow. And by it i don't mean "The hulk"...(wink wink jessica) Well i'm sure you all have caught on to what that is.
11.What do you think im referring to when I say the hulk?
12.Pretty cool name huh?
Thanks for playing along and I hope you enjoy filling it out as much as I did writing it.
The man who stole your hearts and some of your money while you were sleeping,
Jeff Stanley