Speeding ticket
Yesterday, my friend Samantha was flying down the freeway, she was going at least 97mph. I was scared shitless, so I was so happy when the police pulled her ass over when we got off the freeway on brudage and chester.As the police officer was getting out of his car....
Samantha: dont say anything I know how to get out of this.
ME:Thinking *what the hell*
Samantha: *tears*
Police Officer: can I please see you Lic. and registration.
Samantha: Officer I was speeding b/c I'm trying to get to the Kern medical center my grandmother Just passed away
ME: shot her a look *you going to hell*
Police Officer: awwww... thats to bad, I dont mean to sound insensitive but if she is dead why are you speeding.Here's your ticket sorry for you loss.
Samantha: ------- :ox
ME: :0D *dead*