LOL.......
okay this morning as i was getting ready for school I could here a noise from down stairs, I knew that my grandmother had already left for work. So I waited to make sure I wasn't tripping until I heard something fell....oh shit....I went back to my room and went into my closet and grab my pistol ( yes I have one my grandfather gave all the granddaughter's one with our names engraved on them but that another story) mind you I hated using a gun. So I figured who ever it was in my house I was going to clock the hell out of them.I go down stairs *SLOWLY* I peek around the corner and I can see whomever it was trying to get through the kitchen window, the frig is right there at the end of the coner and in front the doorway so you can't see anyone coming in the window only their shadow. so I creep up to the side on the frig grip my pistol so I could crack he/she when I put my hand in the air I stop in mid air when I seen who it was........
My grandmother
I got this chill going up my back and I yelled......
ME: "GRAMMA"
Grandmother: Aww hell girl you scared me
ME: what are you doing claiming through the window?
Grandmother: nothing is going right this morning I lost the key, I keep forgetting stuff, and I'm going to late for work.
Now at this point just looking at her halfway in and half out the kitchen window and struggling to get in I started laughing my ass off.
Grandmother ( mad): Destiny if dont get your ass over here and help me and stop all that fuck'n laughing them nosy ass neighbors might here you....
I love my gramma.....