Aw, like a mascot. Or one of those little bobbly statues some people put on their car dashboards to try to scare other cars away -- that's how they think the things are protective, right?
Adrienne in granny fame whore [read that phrase somewhere, it isn't mine] mode is already a scary thing. You're right; she'll only get more desperate. Shop series ideas to other networks, attempt a singing career (with that smooth voice, why hasn't she already?), write a cookbook/ghostwritten autobiography, ironic cookbook, or book of how-to business tips [1. be born rich /end.] The restaurant will fail, so she'll need other stuff.
Chef Bernie is the Patron Saint of Shit Stirring. LOL! I can see his little Saint Statues all over BH. I am upset he doesn't have a facebook or twitter anymore. :(
Adrienne is grasping for straws... I mean come on... out of all the Hollywood people she picked Sean Stewart to be her boyfriend?! Fucking gross. There are so many other hot pieces of ass desperate enough to date her (for cash) out there and she picked that scumbag? Lawd! I kind of predict there will be a sex tape. Grosser than Danielle's.
lol! Instead of bobbleheads his statues would sneakily move from side to side to see what's goin' on, and he'd have a smartphone in his chef's coat, so he could quickly call or text Radar Online.
Scumbags are drawn to other scumbags. That 'opposites attract' thing is a total myth. I'm going to try to forget your sex tape prediction; it's too awful to contemplate.
"I love how the credits say”Kyle’s store is thriving”- Oh no, no its not. Everyone in BEVERLY HILLS KNOWS, it is always empty........ ask the crickets. Why go there when you already have a “LANE BRYANT” Down the street.… LEAVE LISA ALONE AND JOIN THE PTA!"
He might read everything he can find about the show. Adrienne is pretty skinny. How much time can he spend cooking for her and phoning Radar Online?
My feeling was/is that if Kyle's stupid-ass caftan emporium did any business it would be online, from people who admire her hair and.... um, maybe liked the movie(s) she made as a kid.
Kyle in the PTA would be hilarious -- showing up 10 minutes before meetings were over, texting throughout, suggesting greedy, self-serving ideas, like a charity gala hosted by her store. People would shop there and a percentage (maybe .0000002%) of the proceeds would go to the store, er, she means PTA.
I feel like doing a daily "Bernie Guzman Watch".
LOL Adrienne WILL get desperate enough to do it.
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Adrienne in granny fame whore [read that phrase somewhere, it isn't mine] mode is already a scary thing. You're right; she'll only get more desperate. Shop series ideas to other networks, attempt a singing career (with that smooth voice, why hasn't she already?), write a cookbook/ghostwritten autobiography, ironic cookbook, or book of how-to business tips [1. be born rich /end.] The restaurant will fail, so she'll need other stuff.
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Adrienne is grasping for straws... I mean come on... out of all the Hollywood people she picked Sean Stewart to be her boyfriend?! Fucking gross. There are so many other hot pieces of ass desperate enough to date her (for cash) out there and she picked that scumbag? Lawd! I kind of predict there will be a sex tape. Grosser than Danielle's.
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Bernie, leave Facebook?! Don't be sad -- he loves Facebook!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151380867970875&set=a.10150345547715875.348182.640945874&type=1 (ps scroll down!)
Scumbags are drawn to other scumbags. That 'opposites attract' thing is a total myth. I'm going to try to forget your sex tape prediction; it's too awful to contemplate.
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OMFG! GOLD MINE!
Is he a member here?
"I love how the credits say”Kyle’s store is thriving”- Oh no, no its not.
Everyone in BEVERLY HILLS KNOWS, it is always empty........ ask the crickets.
Why go there when you already have a “LANE BRYANT” Down the street.…
LEAVE LISA ALONE AND JOIN THE PTA!"
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He might read everything he can find about the show. Adrienne is pretty skinny. How much time can he spend cooking for her and phoning Radar Online?
My feeling was/is that if Kyle's stupid-ass caftan emporium did any business it would be online, from people who admire her hair and.... um, maybe liked the movie(s) she made as a kid.
Kyle in the PTA would be hilarious -- showing up 10 minutes before meetings were over, texting throughout, suggesting greedy, self-serving ideas, like a charity gala hosted by her store. People would shop there and a percentage (maybe .0000002%) of the proceeds would go to the store, er, she means PTA.
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LOL Kyle's business is another fail like her relationships with her sisters.
Kyle wouldn't even show up. She would be too busy trolling her husband to make sure he isn't cheating.
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Kyle isn't even good at fake-crying or D-list-celebrity-diving.
Maybe Bernie and Maurice have a thing. That could explain part of Bernie's bitterness toward Kyle.
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Maurice is just like Kyle. He used the Hiltons to get himself on top of the game and then dropped them. That's why Kathy wasn't around.
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Are you catfishing Bernie?
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