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[whirrrrrr]

JAKE'S OUTTA COMMISSION FOR THE WEEK, SO I GUESS IT'S MY JOB TO SORT OUT ANY COMPLAINTS. BRING SNACKS. IT'LL HELP YOUR CASE.

SO UH... WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

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[dreamymartink]

Nobody likes me.

[whirrrrrr]

I WONDER WHY.

[dreamymartink]

I'm here to talk. It's not like anybody else wants to talk to you.

[whirrrrrr]

HM. THIS IS REALLY PUTTING ME IN THE MOOD TO CHAT.

[dreamymartink]

What if I gave you this snack mix?

[whirrrrrr]

I WOULD SAY, "CHAT AWAY, KEAMYKINS."

[dreamymartink]

I actually didn't really have anything to say. It's just really lonely in the jungle.

[whirrrrrr]

WHY ARE YOU LIVING OUT THERE? BEN'S DONE FAR WORSE THAN YOU HAVE AND HE'S HAVING FREAKING CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS.

[dreamymartink]

I don't really know. For some reason on the scale of douchebaggery killing a kid is worse than killing an entire compound of adults.

[whirrrrrr]

I'VE DONE FAR WORSE THAN THE TWO OF YOU AND THEY THINK I'M HARMLESS.

[dreamymartink]

I'm not saying I'd do it again, but it's really annoying that that girl is their perfect little princess in an ivory tower. Do they even know what she and her boyfriend do in the jungle sometimes?

[whirrrrrr]

IN THE JUNGLE? GROSS...

[dreamymartink]

Yeah, and, I may have curtains I can close, but I certainly don't have soundproof bamboo walls. If you know what I mean.

[whirrrrrr]

OH GROSS!!! DO YOU HAVE LIKE A COCONUT SURVEILLANCE CAMERA OR SOMETHING. THAT WOULD REALLY TRAUMATIZE BEN.

[dreamymartink]

Sadly, no.

What they do out there can't be sanitary...

[whirrrrrr]

I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'D DO THAT OUT THERE.