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EVICTION INTERVIEW
Arisa: Hi BMF! Because this was an instant eviction, unfortunately you've come out to an empty studio. We have to get the next HOH started quickly, so let's just get right into things. So obviously it's very fresh, how are you feeling about your eviction?
Obviously it sucks to be evicted, but I had a great time in this game! I made a bunch of friends, I played hard, I played honest, and I was myself. I can't wait to reunite with my prejury pals, hussel, elementalranger, kerkoviches, and chirp, at the finale! It sucks going out this way, even though I didn't expect to last this long, it still hurts! I was willing to do anything to stay in the game. I was even offering to throw the HOH comp!
Arisa: Speaking of your eviction, is there anything particularly painful about being evicted this way, without the chance to play for a veto and save yourself?
Not gonna lie, I'm salty about it! I worked my butt off in yesterday's endurance competition, and to wake up this morning to see I was up on the block and most likely going home...The word I'd use to describe it is probably not appropriate for Global! But at the same time, instant evictions are a BBCan staple and we all knew this was coming eventually. Being in a situation where the person you are up against can't play HOH next week pretty much sealed my fate, so I felt like there was absolutely nothing I could do to stay, regardless of the ~relationships~ I've formed in this house.
But, seriously, the worst part about it is probably being roped in with Allison and AJ. Like, that's my BBCan legacy. AJ refers to himself in the third person, wears purple vests, and has willingly been friends with Murtz Jaffer since he was a kid. Allison has eyebrows that make Aaryns look like Brooke Shields', gave but didn't recieve in a sleeping bag of all places and to Andrew of all people, and has to live with the fact that her one interesting moment in the BB house didn't even make the show. Not exactly the best company. On the bright side, I guess finally an Instant Eviction was used how it should be: to get out a strong, cool and good looking player!
Arisa: Hahaha! Obviously you're very comfortable with how you played. But there must have been a reason you were a target for the entire game. What do you think led do your downfall?
Obviously I think my personality rubbed people the wrong way, both intentionally and unintentionally. Coming into this game, I wanted to have fun and I wasn't going to hold anything back. Frankly, I was a little surprised by how much people were willing to play under the radar, and do nothing in this game, and let everyone fight around them. To me, the only ~prize~ in this game is your legacy, so what's the point of winning if you're going to be a bore while doing it? I think my unwillingness to adapt to the house politics ultimately screwed me, but I can't help it, I'm a Queen Bee! I'm honestly all sunshine and roses, and people who actually took the time to get to know me in this game know that, but when you're on the losing end of everything, frustration does happen, and I think the people on the other side of the house only saw that side of me.
I also stayed loyal to some sinking ships, the Hyenas and the Devins, but I value loyalty, fun and messiness, so they were the perfect group for me. It didn't help that I have been called bitter, rude, a bitch, and whatever else behind my back in this game, so I knew I wasn't very popular with the houseguests on the other side, so it was hard for me to give my trust and time to them. Someone even told me after chirp left "I hope people leave you alone, you have no friends in jury!"
Arisa: One of the most compelling storylines this season, that got viewers turning in week after week, was your feud with andalusx. Tell us a little about that.
Just kidding! Obviously I've had some pretty colorful nicknames for him and some of his followers in the DR (****waits for laughter from audience, then remembers there isn't one****) but I do really respect his game and I take the fact that he's gunned for me so hard as a sign of respect as well. I really underestimated him after he flipped on the Sticky Sitations, I thought he and nilla_whatever were hilariously dumb for wanting to work with me minutes after telling me they betrayed me! It was a good move, but I credit other people's boringness just as much as their smarts for it benefitting them as long as it did.
People were boneheads to keep him around the past two weeks, and I really hope it bites them in the ass! He's amazing at comps, and now that I'm gone, it's going to be interesting to see who he targets!
Arisa: Well, you seem to have many opinions on peoples games. If you could give the remaining players any advice for the rest of their game, what would you tell them?
They already know it, I've been trying to beat it into their heads for weeks, but the strangerbitches need to step it up~ .I want to respect their games, but good for them for being able to benefit off playing the middle, but that's not how to win when there are people left who have had much better games! Should two of them make it to final two, I'm sort of dreading having to choose between them. I would ask them at the end "What have you even done in this game to justify winning?" but I'm sure whoever gets the first jury question will have taken that one so I'll have to think of something better.
Am I allowed to just rant at them Survivor final tribal council style instead? Or can I just go *silence radio*??
A few people tried to tell me voting me out was a big move that they could put on their final 2 resume, but doing what the HOH wants doesn't count to me, sorry! Anda gets credit for my eviction and nobody else. Like, I give coxbots more credit than them. I hope they prove me wrong, but coming to final 2 with a big speech about everything they've ~apparently~ done won't mean sh*t to me if they don't have more than their word to show for it.
omgbb isn't full strangerbitch, so maybe that doesn't really apply to her, so I'd give her some life advice instead. Please for the love of god get yourself some new icons.
As for the other three players left, I hope they get together and do work on the strangerbitches. They're the biggest targets left, and if they keep going after each other, we'll all just end up in jury together, trying to figure out a way to escape so we can skip the finale. Any of them making it to the end would be amazing and very well deserved.
Arisa: Wow! If only these walls were a little thinner, right?? Okay. One more question, who do you think is going to win this game?
And by dildos, mean Andalusx
! He is going to win! Right now I'm pretty sure he's 3/3 on jury votes, and even though we've been against each other, he's definitely played the best game. He's in a position pretty similar to Jon, where he had to win out to win the game. Luckily, just like Jon, the majority of people left in the house suck at comps, so I don't see him having many problems.
But obviously, I am pulling for my girl duchello!!!! I know I tried to evict her twice, but she is the most loyal ally ever and I really hope she gets that #JUSTICE. When I watch big brother at home, she's the sort of player I stan for.
Arisa: Well, thank you so much for your time! It has been a pleasure watching you the past few months. You are now the third member of the jury, and we'll see you back on finale night! Until then, enjoy irrelevancy and the super basic BBCan jury house!
I know there's no audience here, but I am so appreciative of anyone who supported me this season! It definitely helps when half the viewing audience is made up of my former allies, but I really felt the love. Please check out my necklace collection, this jury stipend won't last forever, especially since I refuse to go back to serving crispy chickens and goat cheese balls at SUR. http://shopprimadonna.com/stassi-x-spd/elements.html
And thank you so much, Arisa! Your three personalities, kirby_b, vonfurstenbitch, and undoit, have done such a great job making this a really great experience, and even though there were many times I was feeling super defeated, or didn't want to write a DR because I was exhausted from campaigning that didn't go my way, I tried to give this game my all because you guys put in so much time for us.. Thanks for putting up with my endless complaints and nagging, red veto requests, and general bullshit.
****disclaimer: i just wanted to do this for fun since i never got to make an HOH room post (ps ew at you guys who won hoh and didn't do one!!!). these questions weren't asked by coxbots, just their ~alter ego, "arisa"!******