ian initially had his sights set on JESSIE, but that changed:
russell hantz still thinks he's relevant:
ian thinks he has a chance with aryan:
apparently we hate aryan because she's beautiful, not because she's a racist cunt:
also the vegas party doesn't exist anymore? i guess because it was superpass?
IAN'S PRESEASON PICK TO WIN WAS JUDD
p.s. special guest star dick makes an appearance: