OK fans, listen up. There is this wonderful program called Attack of the Show on the G4 network. "It's a talk/comedy/news/hot-to" show that every geek or nerd should watch. This past week they had their 1000th episode, and there was much rejoicing. Of course, past guests on the show congratulated AOTS on this accomplishment. These guests include William Shatner and Karl Urban. (Karl and The Shat are the first two celebs in the video, but I seriously suggest watching the whole thing. There might be some Felicia Day in it for you, and she's definitely worth 1 minute and 43 seconds of your time.)
So we can all agree that Karl was pretty damn adorable just now. Right?
Well then, y'all know what comes next.
Cue the smexy screencaps!
"Hi, I'm Karl Urban, from Star Trek."
Yeah, you sexy bitch, we know that.
"Here guys . . ."
A present? For us?! Karl you shouldn't have. (Please, God, let it be his dick-in-a-box or, at least, a Blu-ray player.)
". . . this is for you."
Um, thank you so very much. I will cherish it always?
"This is for you." (Cue AOTS Host Kevin Pereria's infectous laughter.)
Yeah, you're giving us a damn floppy stem, we got it. We feel so loved.
"There's---"
What?! Are you shitting rose petals? (This guy is fucking magic!)
*fumbles around*
Did ya run out of ass-roses?
*looks adorable*
Don't worry Karl, we still love you.
*looks really adorable*
Aww, do you need a hug?
"It's the thought that counts."
Yes, I totally agree with that sentiment. (Especially if the thought involves you, an NC-17 rating and a stream of magarine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah, some magarine. --Flight of the Conchords reference)
*makes absolutely adorable hand and facial gestures*
Guh! (If the Wicked Witch of the West had met this GQMF she would've immediatly melted on the spot and there wouldn't even have been a damn movie.)
*is thinking: They still like me, right?*
We like you even more, Karl. And we didn't even know that was possible.
Now for some macro fun!
(I would like to take these parentheses to apologize for the lack of great editing. I don't have photoshop or any equvilent, so I used free online services. If you can make supirior versions, please do, and link me to them.)
You gotta start with a classic.
Then move on to party post material.
Fail or not to Fail?
So Beautiful.
Obviously, this had to be done.
Hope you enjoyed this lil' Karlspam of mine.
I am calling all macro makers, gif generators, and icon creators to come up with their own versions, if only to make me giggle.
Now go have a Urban-rific day!