SANTA DOESN'T EXIST: SWTS FINALE CAPTION POST
BOOOO, NO MORE CAPTION POSTS. BUT YAY FOR SOMEONE WINNING WHO DESERVED IT! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE SPIKED EGGNOG AND PARTY!
(ALSO, GET READY FOR A SHITTON OF SPARKLE TEXT. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, WHY NOT?!)
WHO CARES ABOUT GOING OUTSIDE? SWTS IS ON!
LIKE COPIES OF #MYBUTT
YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BALLS
AND THAT MUSTACHE DOES WONDERS
JUST A SIDE NOTE: BETHANY, YOU SUCK
IT'S KIND OF A SKATING ISLAND
MY HAND BEGS TO DIFFER THAT YOU INSIST THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS
R00D
AND BY ALL, I MEAN NOBODY
DICK BUTTON FOR VIAGRA, TAKE 1
GRANDPA DICK IS TALKING ABOUT %UH AGAIN
DICK BUTTON FOR VIAGRA, TAKE 2
YOU JUST CAN'T ASK PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR SIZE, KAREN
...A NEED TO SKATE FASTER, THEY HAVE RESERVATIONS
I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING BUT ALL I HEAR IS
NIGHT COURT IS TRACY JORDAN'S FAVORITE SHOW, LIZ LEMON
HE'S DOING VERY WELL, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES
I'M STRAINING TO FIGURE OUT THIS SENTENCE
I AM THE PRINCE OF PERSIA, ASSHOLE
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TANITH.
THERE WAS A WICKED BUTTERBEER KEGGER AT HOGWARTS THAT MADE LILY EVANS THE STUFF OF LEGEND.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT MADE THE CHICKEN WELL-SPENT.
ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES?
HIS LITTLE FACE RIGHT HERE ^_^
HEY LADY, I THINK YOUR WAX LIPS ARE MELTING
LOL NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN FOR YOU
YOU WILL GET THIS 7 AND LIKE IT
BURN HER! SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
NEWS FLASH: BABIES CAN'T REALLY TALK
GOTTA HAVE A HEART FIRST
AND DANGEROUS
EUROFIGHTER = JOUBERT KOMBAT
WHERE'S MY BANJO
IF YOU GOOGLE 'CUTE', THIS WILL COME UP
TEEHEE BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH DICK BUTTON
VERNON THINKS YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD
THE "ALASKAN TENNESSEE" IS ILLEGAL IN 23 STATES
I'M ENTIRELY CONSTRUCTED FROM SPARE PARTS. I'M LIKE THE FUCKING TIN MAN.
SOMETIMES WHEN MY NANA GETS DRUNK, SHE TAKES HER WIG OFF.
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO BBQS, HE'S COMIN' TO SNATCH UP YO DELICH PROTEIN BABIES
OH LOOK IT'S SOME CAST MEMBERS FROM THE JERSEY SHORE OF 2080
DIVIDED BY ZERO
YOU'RE A CAR
%UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
...IN THE LIGHT SOCKET FOR A GOOD TIME
WAT
BUT WOODSY FORBIDDEN LOVE IS WHAT DRAWS YOUNG MAIDENS TO YAGS' FOREST
TROLOLOLOLOLOL DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DICK BUTTON FOR VIAGRA, TAKE 3
@________@
BUT DOES YOUR PLANET HAVE A FLAG?
THEY'RE FAST AS SHIT
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
THIS PLACE HAD A HELL OF A DATABASE ONCE
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES TO GO WITH THAT SHAAAAAAAAKE
I DO BELIEVE THAT'S A MICROPHONE, TANITH
SI OUI DA
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS!
CAPTIONS, YOU HAVE A POTTYMOUTH.
BRB I'M GETTING THE LIFEBOY SOAP.
NO, I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET SOAP POISONING.
DRIVIN' MY WHITEBEAST LIKE A BOSS? DRIVING SOMEONE NUTS? IDK DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
MORE LIKE BYE BITCH
...I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE THIS FACE AND PRETEND I'M HOLDING A FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG
YOUR FANS CAN GO __________ A DOOR
COME HERE RUDE BOY
AKA A TYPICAL PERFORMANCE FROM EVAN
GIRLFRAAAAAAAAAAAND
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BABY POWERED BY JET FUEL?
HAVE YOU?!
ARE WE HUMAN
OR ARE WE DANCER
JUST BECAUSE THEY SOMETIMES WEAR SPANDEX DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
THINKING IS OVERRATED
SOMEHOW WE'VE CUT TO THE FINAL SCENE OF LOST
DICK BUTTON: PIMP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU STILL SAYING WORDS
HEY I THINK THAT GUY IN THE MIDDLE GIVES GOOD RUSSIAN
DR. ACULA
AHURRRRRR
WTF IS HYDERABAD?
IS THAT A POKEMON?
SO FUCKING FANCY, I CANNOT
DR. FEELGOOOOOOOD
WOOOO I LOVE YOU VINCE NEIL
JUST EXTREME THRUSTS
YOU BEST CHECK YOURSELF
BEFORE YOU START STREAMING DIRTY LOVE
:O :O :O :O
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU DROP HER, THAT'LL STOP A SHOW
OHHHHHH YEAH
ALL ABOARD THE AMODIO-JOUBERT EXPRESS
TANITH STOP GIVING ABC IDEAS FOR BAD "______ WITH THE STARS" SPINOFFS
"MAN, WHY DIDN'T I WRITE DIRTY LOVE? IT'S POETRY!"
YEAAAAH WOO I'M OLD AS DIRT! HIGH FIVE! - DICK BUTTON
THEY TOLD ME TO GO TO REHAB
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PUPPIES GOT AWAY?
AND WE ARE THANKFUL THAT YOU DID
COGNAC, CIRCA 1993
TANITH WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLEASE ENJOY A NICE STEAMING MUG OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
~*~*~*~SMOOCHIES~*~*~*~*~
(ALSO, GET READY FOR A SHITTON OF SPARKLE TEXT. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, WHY NOT?!)
WHO CARES ABOUT GOING OUTSIDE? SWTS IS ON!
LIKE COPIES OF #MYBUTT
YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BALLS
AND THAT MUSTACHE DOES WONDERS
JUST A SIDE NOTE: BETHANY, YOU SUCK
IT'S KIND OF A SKATING ISLAND
MY HAND BEGS TO DIFFER THAT YOU INSIST THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS
R00D
AND BY ALL, I MEAN NOBODY
DICK BUTTON FOR VIAGRA, TAKE 1
GRANDPA DICK IS TALKING ABOUT %UH AGAIN
DICK BUTTON FOR VIAGRA, TAKE 2
YOU JUST CAN'T ASK PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR SIZE, KAREN
...A NEED TO SKATE FASTER, THEY HAVE RESERVATIONS
I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING BUT ALL I HEAR IS
Click to view NIGHT COURT IS TRACY JORDAN'S FAVORITE SHOW, LIZ LEMON
HE'S DOING VERY WELL, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES
I'M STRAINING TO FIGURE OUT THIS SENTENCE
I AM THE PRINCE OF PERSIA, ASSHOLE
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TANITH.
THERE WAS A WICKED BUTTERBEER KEGGER AT HOGWARTS THAT MADE LILY EVANS THE STUFF OF LEGEND.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT MADE THE CHICKEN WELL-SPENT.
ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES?
HIS LITTLE FACE RIGHT HERE ^_^
HEY LADY, I THINK YOUR WAX LIPS ARE MELTING
LOL NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN FOR YOU
YOU WILL GET THIS 7 AND LIKE IT
BURN HER! SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
NEWS FLASH: BABIES CAN'T REALLY TALK
GOTTA HAVE A HEART FIRST
AND DANGEROUS
EUROFIGHTER = JOUBERT KOMBAT
WHERE'S MY BANJO
IF YOU GOOGLE 'CUTE', THIS WILL COME UP
TEEHEE BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH DICK BUTTON
VERNON THINKS YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD
THE "ALASKAN TENNESSEE" IS ILLEGAL IN 23 STATES
I'M ENTIRELY CONSTRUCTED FROM SPARE PARTS. I'M LIKE THE FUCKING TIN MAN.
SOMETIMES WHEN MY NANA GETS DRUNK, SHE TAKES HER WIG OFF.
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO BBQS, HE'S COMIN' TO SNATCH UP YO DELICH PROTEIN BABIES
OH LOOK IT'S SOME CAST MEMBERS FROM THE JERSEY SHORE OF 2080
DIVIDED BY ZERO
YOU'RE A CAR
%UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
...IN THE LIGHT SOCKET FOR A GOOD TIME
WAT
BUT WOODSY FORBIDDEN LOVE IS WHAT DRAWS YOUNG MAIDENS TO YAGS' FOREST
TROLOLOLOLOLOL DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DICK BUTTON FOR VIAGRA, TAKE 3
@________@
BUT DOES YOUR PLANET HAVE A FLAG?
THEY'RE FAST AS SHIT
BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
THIS PLACE HAD A HELL OF A DATABASE ONCE
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES TO GO WITH THAT SHAAAAAAAAKE
I DO BELIEVE THAT'S A MICROPHONE, TANITH
SI OUI DA
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS!
CAPTIONS, YOU HAVE A POTTYMOUTH.
BRB I'M GETTING THE LIFEBOY SOAP.
NO, I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET SOAP POISONING.
DRIVIN' MY WHITEBEAST LIKE A BOSS? DRIVING SOMEONE NUTS? IDK DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
MORE LIKE BYE BITCH
...I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE THIS FACE AND PRETEND I'M HOLDING A FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG
YOUR FANS CAN GO __________ A DOOR
COME HERE RUDE BOY
AKA A TYPICAL PERFORMANCE FROM EVAN
GIRLFRAAAAAAAAAAAND
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BABY POWERED BY JET FUEL?
HAVE YOU?!
ARE WE HUMAN
OR ARE WE DANCER
JUST BECAUSE THEY SOMETIMES WEAR SPANDEX DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
THINKING IS OVERRATED
SOMEHOW WE'VE CUT TO THE FINAL SCENE OF LOST
DICK BUTTON: PIMP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU STILL SAYING WORDS
HEY I THINK THAT GUY IN THE MIDDLE GIVES GOOD RUSSIAN
DR. ACULA
AHURRRRRR
WTF IS HYDERABAD?
IS THAT A POKEMON?
SO FUCKING FANCY, I CANNOT
DR. FEELGOOOOOOOD
WOOOO I LOVE YOU VINCE NEIL
JUST EXTREME THRUSTS
YOU BEST CHECK YOURSELF
BEFORE YOU START STREAMING DIRTY LOVE
:O :O :O :O
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU DROP HER, THAT'LL STOP A SHOW
OHHHHHH YEAH
ALL ABOARD THE AMODIO-JOUBERT EXPRESS
TANITH STOP GIVING ABC IDEAS FOR BAD "______ WITH THE STARS" SPINOFFS
"MAN, WHY DIDN'T I WRITE DIRTY LOVE? IT'S POETRY!"
YEAAAAH WOO I'M OLD AS DIRT! HIGH FIVE! - DICK BUTTON
THEY TOLD ME TO GO TO REHAB
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PUPPIES GOT AWAY?
AND WE ARE THANKFUL THAT YOU DID
COGNAC, CIRCA 1993
TANITH WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLEASE ENJOY A NICE STEAMING MUG OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
~*~*~*~SMOOCHIES~*~*~*~*~