_SKATING FANTASY SKATING - FROM RUSSIA (WITH LOVE), AND WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS!

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OH GRAND PRIX, YOU HAVE BROUGHT US GREAT JOY, ANGER, AND LULZ. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE ALSO OVER. ;___; WE MISS YOU AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR...

BUT THERE IS STILL BUSINESS TO BE DONE. SINCE APLYSIA_06 IS BEYOND LAZY, THE RESULTS FOR _SKATING FANTASY SKATING FROM TEB AND COR TOOK FAR LONGER THAN EXPECTED, BUT HERE THEY ARE. WHO CAME OUT ON TOP?

CUP OF RUSSIA RESULTS

1. TEAM FML - 1035.16
2. SHIT JOUBERT, GET IT TOGETHER - 952.55
3. Hard As Ice - 869.07
4. NO1CURR - 835.47
5. THE TEMPLE OF WIN - 829.75
6. Team C.O.Y.O.T.E. - 721.55
7. Team Awesome - 653.3
8. Shiny Disco Balls - 636.15
9. Y U NOT ZEBRA? - 603.62
10. Team Fierce - 538.36
11. Pink Flamingos - 519.02
12. SI SI ESTUPENDO - 514.85
13. THE MUSIC MAKERS - 503.46
14. Team Ace - 502.8
15. WHY MEEEEEE - 490.24
16. REVOLUTIONARIES - 481.79
17. HOLY SHITBALLS - 469.3
18. Team Matrix - 459.71
19. Team GET IT - 447.72
20. Viacheslav-Approved - 445.66
21. Team Unicorn - 445.62
22. DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP - 384.23
23. TEAM BADASS - 373.57
24. elaryanification - 364.06
25. Team Kick Ass - 327.86
26. WEREKITTENS - 317.87
27. ICH BIN GOLD! - 316.56
28. MAO ZAICHIK - 316.32
29. The Perpetual Motion Squad - 284.86
30. Team World Domination - 277.41
31. The Rare Invisible Horses - 274.86
32. Sass Attack! - 271.64
33. Care Bears on Acid - 150.45
34. Adam Rippon vs. the World - 142.09
35. Icicles - 134.79

TROPHÉE ERIC BOMPARD RESULTS

1. REVOLUTIONARIES - 1052.32
2. Adam Rippon vs. the World - 1048.07
3. Icicles - 1032.55
4. ICH BIN GOLD! - 1029.38
5. Care Bears on Acid - 967.88
6. Sass Attack! - 911.58
7. TEAM BADASS - 891.13
8. Team World Domination - 872.5
9. SI SI ESTUPENDO - 871.96
10. WEREKITTENS - 860.25
11. Team Awesome - 860.25
12. Team Kick Ass - 852.24
13. The Rare Invisible Horses - 780.35
14. Team Matrix - 724.4
15. HOLY SHITBALLS - 706.89
16. WHY MEEEEEE - 697.82
17. Y U NOT ZEBRA? - 682.14
18. The Perpetual Motion Squad - 646.86
19. Shiny Disco Balls - 626.33
20. DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP - 614.54
21. Viacheslav-Approved - 575.28
22. Team Unicorn - 575.28
23. NO1CURR - 554.2
24. elaryanification - 542.72
25. THE MUSIC MAKERS - 518.68
26. MAO ZAICHIK - 507.57
27. Team GET IT - 432.99
28. SHIT JOUBERT, GET IT TOGETHER - 375.56
29. Team Ace - 325.36
30. THE TEMPLE OF WIN - 294.81
31. Hard As Ice - 274.96
32. Team C.O.Y.O.T.E. - 248.87
33. TEAM FML - 197.88
34. Team Fierce - 188.34
35. Pink Flamingos - 148.02

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AND THAT'S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE THE OVERALL WINNERS OF THE _SKATING FANTASY SKATING GRAND PRIX EVENTS!!! HOW EXCITE ARE YOU?!

OVERALL STANDINGS

1. ICH BIN GOLD! - 4220.74
2. Y U NOT ZEBRA? - 4121.41
3. NO1CURR - 4062.52
4. Icicles - 4059.12
5. Team World Domination - 4058.76
6. WEREKITTENS - 4056.99
7. REVOLUTIONARIES - 4040.16
8. Team GET IT - 4037.99
9. Shiny Disco Balls - 4027.8
10. THE MUSIC MAKERS - 4018.8
11. Sass Attack! - 3942.25
12. DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP - 3939.69
13. Hard As Ice - 3837.7
14. Team C.O.Y.O.T.E. - 3796.87
15. Viacheslav-Approved - 3793.33
16. TEAM BADASS - 3743.02
17. Care Bears on Acid - 3725.42
18. Team Unicorn - 3703.27
19. Adam Rippon vs. the World - 3692.86
20. Team Fierce - 3640.21
21. Team Awesome - 3604.69
22. Team Ace - 3604.53
23. MAO ZAICHIK - 3604.34
24. The Rare Invisible Horses - 3598.08
25. THE TEMPLE OF WIN - 3590.83
26. Team Matrix - 3487.39
27. SI SI ESTUPENDO - 3486.28
28. Pink Flamingos - 3476.91
29. Team Kick Ass - 3465.4
30. The Perpetual Motion Squad - 3414.54
31. TEAM FML - 3369.84
32. elaryanification - 3354.5
33. HOLY SHITBALLS - 3228.7
34. SHIT JOUBERT, GET IT TOGETHER - 3213.67
35. WHY MEEEEEE - 3150.33

THOSE TOP AND BOTTOM TEAM NAMES ARE PRETTY APT, EH?

NOTE: If you think we've calculated your score wrong, please contact aplysia_06 by PM ASAP. :)

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FOR THOSE WHO ARE CURIOUS, HERE WAS THE PERFECT TEAM FOR THE GRAND PRIX THIS YEAR:

MEN
Takahiko Kozuka
Adam Rippon
Florent Amodio

LADIES
Miki Ando
Alissa Czisny
Amelie Lacoste

PAIRS
Aliona Savchenko/Robin Szolkowy
Vera Bazarova/Yuri Larionov
Kirsten Moore-Towers/Dylan Moscovitch

ICE DANCE
Meryl Davis/Charlie White
Vanessa Crone/Paul Poirier
Ekaterina Riazanova/Ilia Tkachenko

IF YOU'D CHOSEN THIS TEAM, YOU'D HAVE A TOTAL SCORE OF 4351.81, SO OUR #1 Team, ICH BIN GOLD!, WAS PRETTY CLOSE WITH THEIR TOTAL OF 4220.74! CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS!

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STAY TUNED FOR THE RESULTS OF THE GRAND PRIX FINAL! YOU COULD STILL HAVE A SHOT AT THE GOLD (EVEN IF YOU FELL 4 TIMES)!