~YOU GUYS, PASSION PIT TOTALLY LIKE CHANGED HIS LIFE, YOU KNOW?~

[illemaintenant]

OH LOOK, THIS HERE IS TAKEN FROM EVAN'S OFFICIAL PAGE:

Favorites

TV shows: Nip/Tuck, Californication, Dexter,
Weeds and Seinfeld

Music: The Format, Rooney, Jay-Z, Girl Talk, LCD Soundsystem and Of Montreal

Food: Sushi


SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, EVAN IS A DIRTY HIPSTER INSIDE. A HIPSTER WHO DOES...SPORTS. OK, MAYBE NOT A REAL HIPSTER THEN, BUT I DON'T NEED ACTUAL PROPER FACTS IN ORDER TO GO CRAZY~

SO ~IN MY HEAD~ EVAN IS CLEARLY A HIPSTER-WANNABE, AND I'VE TOTALLY GOT THE PICS TO PROVE IT.

IF EVAN GOT TO DECIDE WHAT HIS FREE SKATE-COMSTUME SHOULD LOOK LIKE:


ALSO HE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND US ALL THAT CHICKS ARE TOTALLY HOT AND HE LIKES TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH THEM...EH, NO WAIT. HE RESPECTS THEM TOO MUCH. OH WELL, ANYWAY:


FINALLY - EVAN'S HALLOWEEN-OUTFIT LAST YEAR. WHY YES, HE IS DRESSED AS THE KING OF THE MONGOOSES...MONGEESE?...OH NEVERMIND.


GAGA IS SHOCKED~