Yesterday was the season finale of ABC's popular show Dancing With The Stars, and if you were an online customer of the New York Post, you probably read about it in a brief item from Michael Starr titled "'Dancing' Doll Beats Ice King." If you don't watch the show, this refers to the fact that Pussycat Doll member Nicole Scherzinger triumphed over Evan Lysacek, the gold-medal winning U.S. figure skater from the most recent Winter Olympics in vancouver.
If you were a customer of the New York Post's print edition, however, the same article came with a headline with that extra dose of pointless homophobia that makes things extra nice:
Tacky Ass Sauce