not surprisingly, johnny is more internet literate than evan
CHAT TRANSCRIPT FROM 05, COURTESY OF SKATE TODAY. I WAS INSPIRED BY RE-READING EVAN'S TRANSCRIPTS TO RE-READ JOHNNY'S. HERE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR MY CAPSLOCKY COMMENTARY THROUGHOUT:
***Johnny***: You have to be your own person on and off the ice. It's silly to be closed or hidden. Its like if you have beautiful cleavage and you don't show it.
Really long list of lulzy quotes:
loociex3: in your opinion, what ice cream flavor describes you best and why?
***Johnny***: I am Rocky Road. (HE SOUNDS SO SRS BSNS. BUT HIS LIFE HAS BEEN ~VERY~ ROCKY ROAD)
***Johnny***: I am not a huge fan of food, but I like espresso. (#JOHNNYEATASTEAK)
***Johnny***: I would skate pairs with Sasha Cohen. And we'd kick ass. (IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT PAIRS WITH STEPHANE WAS ONE OF THE BEST PAIRS ROUTINES OF ALL TIME)
carolem: Sportscasters keep comparing you to different animals- gazelle, greyhound, cat. Do you have a favorite comparison?
***Johnny***: I like being compared to birds. They're pretty.
***Johnny***: Vanya had a Louis Vuitton bag, but he hated it so I had to return it. He's very into being naked. (PEOPLE SAY DOGS ARE LIKE THEIR OWNERS)
***Johnny***: I liked Moulin Rouge the best for Nicole Kidman. (_SKATING IS SO ON THE BALL)
***Johnny***: I like Legolas the best in Lord of the Ring. He's ethereal, and perfect and that's how I'd like to be.
ashskatez81: whats the nicest comliment you've ever recieved?
***Johnny***: Someone once told me I was breathtaking.
singerskates2: Johnny, if you were to be a musician and your skates and the ice were your instrument, what song would you play?
***Johnny***: I'd play "My Ass is Cold."
***Johnny***: In a few years I want to settle down with someone and live a somewhat normal life. Skating is very fast paced, especially at this level and sometimes all I want to do is lay in bed and eat tiramisu. (HE'LL HAVE THIS SOON)
***Johnny***: I want to go to college in Manhattan someday. (FIT, BB!)
***Johnny***: I don't do well in math. (EVAN'S FAVORITE SUBJECT IS MATH, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. THEY MAKE UP FOR EACH OTHERS' WEAKNESSES, HAHAHA.)
***Johnny***: Gwen Stefani is wonderful. So thin... (JOHNNY, BOTH YOU AND EVAN COULD USE A FEW POUNDS)
***Johnny***: I am not a morning person at all. I throw things. (IN CASE THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS/FUTURE HOOKUPS. WINKWINK.)
***Johnny***: Skating gives you an opportunity to feel pretty.
***Johnny***: Nobody ever recognizes me. (_SKATING DOES/WOULD HAVE BACK THEN!!)
***Johnny***: I once signed someones neck. (NOTHING WEIRD, BRO)
***Johnny***: Someone once asked me if I was a lesbian.
***Johnny***: I said of course I'm a lesbian. (LOL, YOU ANDROGYNOUS BUTTERFLY)
wheeler: Johnny what's the one word that describes you the best
***Johnny***: My one word is probably "Hungry" (#JOHNNYEATASTEAK)
***Johnny***: Christina would teach me to sing, and take me to dinner at Koi. (JOHNNY'S ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR KOI)
***Johnny***: I suck at singing.
***Johnny***: I want cornrows, but I haven't had time yet.
SORRY FOR MY RUNNING COMMENTARY, YOU GUISE. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
source: http://www.skatetoday.com/chattranscripts/chatnight-091805.htm
Stephane also had a live chat, but there was nothing that spicy in his: http://www.skatetoday.com/chattranscripts/chatnight-052905.htm. But he was very charming, as always.
Johnny thanks you for your time:
***Johnny***: You have to be your own person on and off the ice. It's silly to be closed or hidden. Its like if you have beautiful cleavage and you don't show it.
Really long list of lulzy quotes:
loociex3: in your opinion, what ice cream flavor describes you best and why?
***Johnny***: I am Rocky Road. (HE SOUNDS SO SRS BSNS. BUT HIS LIFE HAS BEEN ~VERY~ ROCKY ROAD)
***Johnny***: I am not a huge fan of food, but I like espresso. (#JOHNNYEATASTEAK)
***Johnny***: I would skate pairs with Sasha Cohen. And we'd kick ass. (IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT PAIRS WITH STEPHANE WAS ONE OF THE BEST PAIRS ROUTINES OF ALL TIME)
carolem: Sportscasters keep comparing you to different animals- gazelle, greyhound, cat. Do you have a favorite comparison?
***Johnny***: I like being compared to birds. They're pretty.
***Johnny***: Vanya had a Louis Vuitton bag, but he hated it so I had to return it. He's very into being naked. (PEOPLE SAY DOGS ARE LIKE THEIR OWNERS)
***Johnny***: I liked Moulin Rouge the best for Nicole Kidman. (_SKATING IS SO ON THE BALL)
***Johnny***: I like Legolas the best in Lord of the Ring. He's ethereal, and perfect and that's how I'd like to be.
ashskatez81: whats the nicest comliment you've ever recieved?
***Johnny***: Someone once told me I was breathtaking.
singerskates2: Johnny, if you were to be a musician and your skates and the ice were your instrument, what song would you play?
***Johnny***: I'd play "My Ass is Cold."
***Johnny***: In a few years I want to settle down with someone and live a somewhat normal life. Skating is very fast paced, especially at this level and sometimes all I want to do is lay in bed and eat tiramisu. (HE'LL HAVE THIS SOON)
***Johnny***: I want to go to college in Manhattan someday. (FIT, BB!)
***Johnny***: I don't do well in math. (EVAN'S FAVORITE SUBJECT IS MATH, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. THEY MAKE UP FOR EACH OTHERS' WEAKNESSES, HAHAHA.)
***Johnny***: Gwen Stefani is wonderful. So thin... (JOHNNY, BOTH YOU AND EVAN COULD USE A FEW POUNDS)
***Johnny***: I am not a morning person at all. I throw things. (IN CASE THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS/FUTURE HOOKUPS. WINKWINK.)
***Johnny***: Skating gives you an opportunity to feel pretty.
***Johnny***: Nobody ever recognizes me. (_SKATING DOES/WOULD HAVE BACK THEN!!)
***Johnny***: I once signed someones neck. (NOTHING WEIRD, BRO)
***Johnny***: Someone once asked me if I was a lesbian.
***Johnny***: I said of course I'm a lesbian. (LOL, YOU ANDROGYNOUS BUTTERFLY)
wheeler: Johnny what's the one word that describes you the best
***Johnny***: My one word is probably "Hungry" (#JOHNNYEATASTEAK)
***Johnny***: Christina would teach me to sing, and take me to dinner at Koi. (JOHNNY'S ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR KOI)
***Johnny***: I suck at singing.
***Johnny***: I want cornrows, but I haven't had time yet.
SORRY FOR MY RUNNING COMMENTARY, YOU GUISE. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
source: http://www.skatetoday.com/chattranscripts/chatnight-091805.htm
Stephane also had a live chat, but there was nothing that spicy in his: http://www.skatetoday.com/chattranscripts/chatnight-052905.htm. But he was very charming, as always.
Johnny thanks you for your time: