I didn't see this posted! I am preeeetty sure it's from the TV Guide Magazine that Evan's in this week. He's even on the cover! Well, plus Nicole, but whatever.
Then, on Evan's official page on Facebook, some kind soul posted a scan of the page from the magazine. (Having not yet got my greedy hands on the issue, I cannot say this for sure, but it's not ~that important, lol.)
KISSING THE JUDGES' CHAIRS
That is possibly one of the funniest thing I have heard since like yesterday forever.
Also, his comments re: 'letting his hips out of their sockets' - IF THEY ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS, YOU ARE DOING IT VERY, VERY WRONG.
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