EVAN'S IN SPAAAAAAACE
IN WHICH EVAN DOES A WALTZ AND THEN BECOMES THE CORBIN DALLAS TO ANNA'S LEELOO
[FUCK YEAH, I GET TO DO THIS NEXT WEEK. SCREW YOU, 1200 WORD FINAL ESSAY]
FROM THE PEAK OF MOUNT LYSACEK
BROS AREN'T AFRAID TO HOLD HANDS
ME TARZAN, THIS JANE
EXCUSE YOU
PLEASE, LEN. SHARE YOUR IDEA WITH THE CLASS
EVAN, YOU DOG
INIGO MONTOYA
THAT IS AN AMAZING SWEATER, WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
UH, AS IF.
THE FRANK CARROLL COACHING METHOD
>:|
I THINK THAT IF YOU WERE PICKED UP BY AN ICE SKATING ORANGE, YOU'D REMEMBER TOO
...AND HE THOUGHT I COULDN'T SKATE, THE TWATWAFFLE
WE'RE JUST AS ALARMED, ANNA
DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYE
YOU GONNA GET TICKLED
HE HEARD A RUMOR HE'S GETTING A TRICKED OUT HUFFY BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
WHATWHENWHYHOW
EVAN IS A REAL BOY
D'AWWWW
YOU COULD DIVE OFF THAT LIP
I DON'T EVAN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
INEVITABLE DERP MOMENT
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~
STOP DROP AND ROLL, YOU'RE ON FIRE~
JUST SOME BROS LYING ON THE FLOOR UNDER SOFT LIGHTING
UMMMM...
GOOD ON WOOD, INDEED
HDU CLOSED CAPTIONING
IDK MY BFF WANG
HANDCUFFS
...AND THUS, EVAN'S DAY WAS RUINED
OMG THAT'S ONE OF MAY FAVORITE MOVIES
I THINK BRUNO IS MISSING A CHROMOSOME OR TWO
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE
CAROLINE'S...EYES?
THIS IS NOT...DUDE.
THINK OF THE BUTTERFLIES, NICKY
THAT'S...RUDE?
DELICH
I LIKE IT WHEN THEY WALK
TOM, I SEE YOU GETTIN' SASSY
IDK EMOTIONS
AND NOW: THE STORY OF EVAN'S FIRST TIME - CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
EVERYTHING GOING ON HERE IS LIQUID GOLD
...AND I DON'T CARE
LARRY... KING? I MEAN, IT'S FUCKING CNN AFTER ALL
MTE, ANNA. MTE.
JUST SOME GOOD TIME DANCING AND BOBBING FOR APPLES! HOT DAMN I LOVE 1927.
BRO, SHE'S NOT A CAR. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE.
SHADY BEHAVIOR
LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS
AND WHAT GOOD NEWS IT IS
DO BAD THINGS, WIN GOLD MEDAL - LOVE, THE DEVIOUS BARON LYSACEK
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRAAAAAAINS
IT'S JUST A GOOD POSE, OKAY
BEEP BEEP HONK HONK
THIS SHOULD BE A NEW TAG
OBVIOUSLY.SCREENCAP
I LIKE TURTLES
YOU CAN GET THIS LAPDANCE HERE FOR FREE~
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
BUT I WANT TO GO TO ACTING SCHOOL
NARCISSUSBOT
~*~**TUMMY~*~**~
...NO
*NOOOOOOO*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11111
NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU TAN IN SPACE
[EXTERMINATE]
EEEEEEEVAAAAAAA
I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE
ATTACK OF THE FLYING ORANGE
"YEAH" IS MARTIAN FOR "YEAH"
[WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA]
NC-17 FOR GRAPHIC ROBOT SEX
THIS IS MAY UNDERSHIRT
I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM HERE
QUESTIONABLE BANDAIDS
HOLY CRAP IT'S SHIA LEBEOUF
I HAVEN'T A CLUE
UH OH, YOU SAID THREE WAY. HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE
NIPPLES!
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO MAKE BRUNO BLOW KISSES AT YOU
THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A TAG
I ACCIDENTALLY THE ISLAND
I PUT ON SOME TANGERINE LIPGLOSS AND ANSWERED THE DOOR
...AND IT INVOLVES SOME HEAVY TOUCHIN'
ROAR
MICKEY MOUSE HANDS
AND THEN THEY DONE SEX
THAT ANSWERS THAT
AND THE CROWD SAID BOO
HOLY CRAP IT'S A YOUNG NICOLAS CAGE
BROS HAVE TO GET THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP
SADBOT
I DON'T SING, THAT'S NOT MY JOB
*AHEM*
ICU LURKIN' STEPHANE'S BOYFRIEND
CHAD DOES NOT APPROVE
%UH HE'S JUDGING YOU
WHAT IS GONG ON WITH EVAN'S MOUTH
SMILE :D
*IRL CHARGING*
HOLY SHIT IT'S DAVID SCHWIMMER
NO WAIT A SECOND, IT'S RPATTZ
IDK
SHORT CIRCUIT
I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS! GRAB THE OIL, DOROTHY
[FUCK YEAH, I GET TO DO THIS NEXT WEEK. SCREW YOU, 1200 WORD FINAL ESSAY]
FROM THE PEAK OF MOUNT LYSACEK
BROS AREN'T AFRAID TO HOLD HANDS
ME TARZAN, THIS JANE
EXCUSE YOU
PLEASE, LEN. SHARE YOUR IDEA WITH THE CLASS
EVAN, YOU DOG
INIGO MONTOYA
THAT IS AN AMAZING SWEATER, WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
UH, AS IF.
THE FRANK CARROLL COACHING METHOD
>:|
I THINK THAT IF YOU WERE PICKED UP BY AN ICE SKATING ORANGE, YOU'D REMEMBER TOO
...AND HE THOUGHT I COULDN'T SKATE, THE TWATWAFFLE
WE'RE JUST AS ALARMED, ANNA
DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYE
YOU GONNA GET TICKLED
HE HEARD A RUMOR HE'S GETTING A TRICKED OUT HUFFY BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
WHATWHENWHYHOW
EVAN IS A REAL BOY
D'AWWWW
YOU COULD DIVE OFF THAT LIP
I DON'T EVAN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
INEVITABLE DERP MOMENT
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~
STOP DROP AND ROLL, YOU'RE ON FIRE~
JUST SOME BROS LYING ON THE FLOOR UNDER SOFT LIGHTING
UMMMM...
GOOD ON WOOD, INDEED
HDU CLOSED CAPTIONING
IDK MY BFF WANG
HANDCUFFS
...AND THUS, EVAN'S DAY WAS RUINED
OMG THAT'S ONE OF MAY FAVORITE MOVIES
I THINK BRUNO IS MISSING A CHROMOSOME OR TWO
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE
CAROLINE'S...EYES?
THIS IS NOT...DUDE.
THINK OF THE BUTTERFLIES, NICKY
THAT'S...RUDE?
DELICH
I LIKE IT WHEN THEY WALK
TOM, I SEE YOU GETTIN' SASSY
IDK EMOTIONS
AND NOW: THE STORY OF EVAN'S FIRST TIME - CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
EVERYTHING GOING ON HERE IS LIQUID GOLD
...AND I DON'T CARE
LARRY... KING? I MEAN, IT'S FUCKING CNN AFTER ALL
MTE, ANNA. MTE.
JUST SOME GOOD TIME DANCING AND BOBBING FOR APPLES! HOT DAMN I LOVE 1927.
BRO, SHE'S NOT A CAR. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE.
SHADY BEHAVIOR
LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS
AND WHAT GOOD NEWS IT IS
DO BAD THINGS, WIN GOLD MEDAL - LOVE, THE DEVIOUS BARON LYSACEK
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRAAAAAAINS
IT'S JUST A GOOD POSE, OKAY
BEEP BEEP HONK HONK
THIS SHOULD BE A NEW TAG
OBVIOUSLY.SCREENCAP
I LIKE TURTLES
YOU CAN GET THIS LAPDANCE HERE FOR FREE~
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
BUT I WANT TO GO TO ACTING SCHOOL
NARCISSUSBOT
~*~**TUMMY~*~**~
...NO
*NOOOOOOO*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11111
NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU TAN IN SPACE
[EXTERMINATE]
EEEEEEEVAAAAAAA
I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE
ATTACK OF THE FLYING ORANGE
"YEAH" IS MARTIAN FOR "YEAH"
[WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA]
NC-17 FOR GRAPHIC ROBOT SEX
THIS IS MAY UNDERSHIRT
I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM HERE
QUESTIONABLE BANDAIDS
HOLY CRAP IT'S SHIA LEBEOUF
I HAVEN'T A CLUE
UH OH, YOU SAID THREE WAY. HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE
NIPPLES!
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO MAKE BRUNO BLOW KISSES AT YOU
THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A TAG
I ACCIDENTALLY THE ISLAND
I PUT ON SOME TANGERINE LIPGLOSS AND ANSWERED THE DOOR
...AND IT INVOLVES SOME HEAVY TOUCHIN'
ROAR
MICKEY MOUSE HANDS
AND THEN THEY DONE SEX
THAT ANSWERS THAT
AND THE CROWD SAID BOO
HOLY CRAP IT'S A YOUNG NICOLAS CAGE
BROS HAVE TO GET THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP
SADBOT
I DON'T SING, THAT'S NOT MY JOB
*AHEM*
ICU LURKIN' STEPHANE'S BOYFRIEND
CHAD DOES NOT APPROVE
%UH HE'S JUDGING YOU
WHAT IS GONG ON WITH EVAN'S MOUTH
SMILE :D
*IRL CHARGING*
HOLY SHIT IT'S DAVID SCHWIMMER
NO WAIT A SECOND, IT'S RPATTZ
IDK
SHORT CIRCUIT
I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS! GRAB THE OIL, DOROTHY