PARDONNEZ-MOI
It has come to my attention that some people in this community think that Jeremy Abbott, two time national champion, only exists to be adorable.
Well, this is quite the newsflash for you: I'm going to convince you that Jeremy Abbott does not just exist for the purpose of being cutesy through twitter. He's hot and talented where he belongs: the ice.
Photo shoots don't do Jermajesty justice. When he's in front of the camera and being posed with strangely phallic icicles and fake snow, he loses his charm and goes into Contesti territory with awful cheesy poses. Where his charm really comes from is the ice. On the ice, he's a totally different person. He pours his heart and soul into it and you can clearly see the beauty he exudes in his skating, people. He's a born natural. No flaily limbs, no overt sexuality. Just Jeremy Abbott.
Therefore, I have compiled a HUGE picture spam of Jeremy Abbott being a born natural on ice. When he's really into a program, you can see the dedication and determination. No jumpfaces; we all know that those are awful on everyone, except Joubert, who is apparently immune to skate!face, but we'll get to that later. I pretty much challenge you to look at ALL these pictures and say that Jeremy's just cutesy.
THE END, SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR BROWSER.
btw who has HQs of this, plz and thanks
Well, this is quite the newsflash for you: I'm going to convince you that Jeremy Abbott does not just exist for the purpose of being cutesy through twitter. He's hot and talented where he belongs: the ice.
Photo shoots don't do Jermajesty justice. When he's in front of the camera and being posed with strangely phallic icicles and fake snow, he loses his charm and goes into Contesti territory with awful cheesy poses. Where his charm really comes from is the ice. On the ice, he's a totally different person. He pours his heart and soul into it and you can clearly see the beauty he exudes in his skating, people. He's a born natural. No flaily limbs, no overt sexuality. Just Jeremy Abbott.
Therefore, I have compiled a HUGE picture spam of Jeremy Abbott being a born natural on ice. When he's really into a program, you can see the dedication and determination. No jumpfaces; we all know that those are awful on everyone, except Joubert, who is apparently immune to skate!face, but we'll get to that later. I pretty much challenge you to look at ALL these pictures and say that Jeremy's just cutesy.
THE END, SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR BROWSER.
btw who has HQs of this, plz and thanks
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