I WENT TO STARS ON ICE TONIGHT.
SHASHA, DOING HER ~THANG
YEAH YOU WISH YOU COULD DO SYNCHRONIZED SKATING WITH THESE HBIC-ES
EVEN SHITTY CAMERAS CAN CATCH JUMPFACES
WHY HELLO THERE, GENTLEMEN~
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, JEREMY BEING JEREMAZING
OH
HOW CAN TANITH AND BEN BE SO ADORABLE? THE FLOWER MAKES IT
D'AWW~
LOOK AT DIS BITCH YUKA SATO, LOOK AT DIS BITCH
HAVE SOME MORE JERMAJESTY. HE'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL
STORY TIEM: SHE SKATED TO "I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE" AND AT THE END THIS DUDE YELLED "YOU MAKE ME MOVE"
FIGURE SKATING IS 100% SRS BSNS
HELLO THERE. MY MOM WAS WITH ME, AND SHE TOLD ME SHE THINKS MICHAEL WEISS'S BUTT IS CUTE. I THEN EXPLAINED TO HER THE MIRACLE THAT ALL SKATERS HAVE DAT ASS
DUDE'S LIKE RL CHAZZ MICHAEL MICHAELS
YAY, MORE JEREMY. AND YUKA
A STALKER PIC OF MERYL WAITING TO GO ON
MY ICE DANCERS WERE A++
OH HI THERE, I-CAN'T-SEE-WELL-ENOUGH-TO-IDENTIFY-YOU
SASHA, YOU HAVE TO BUY ME DINNER FIRST.
THE ENDING NUMBER, COMPLETE WITH FAKE AND REAL DISCO BALLS
MERYL, AND CHARLIE, AND JEREMY, OH MY <3
ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CEILING OPENED UP AND THESE BALL THINGS FELL OUT AND THE SKATERS STARTED THROWING THEM TO THE AUDIENCE, BUT I DIDN'T CATCH ONE ;-;
GEE, I WONDER WHICH ONE ORANGE BRO WAS.
EVAN ONLY SKATED HIS ONE EXHIBITION (MAN IN THE MIRROR) AND THE ENDING NUMBER, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HE ~ROLLS.
FALLS: FROM WHAT I SAW, MIRAI AND JEREMY. ;n; I KNOW A COUPLE OTHERS DID TOO, BUT I WAS BUSY FIDDLING WITH MY CAMERA TRYING TO MAKE IT NOT FUCK UP.
AT ONE POINT MY MOM ASKED ME WHO I THOUGHT WAS THE BEST LOOKING SKATERS, SO I JUST TOLD HER "UM, A FRENCH GUY". YOU KNOW~. APPARENTLY, NOW JEREMY IS "MY JEREMY", BU THAT'S COOL. SHE CAN FANGIRL OVER SHOCKEY, AND I CAN FANGIRL OVER ABBOTT. I THINK SHE HAS A CRUSH ON CHARLIE'S HAIR. HER FAVORITE WAS HIS AND MERYL'S DANCE. SHE LIKED BRO, TOO.
UNFORTUNATELY, MY INTERNET IS BEING A HATER AND UNTIL IT WILL LET ME UPLOAD VIDEOS, YOU WILL HAVE TO DO WITHOUT WATCHING THE JEREMY'S, MERYL'S AND CHARLIE'S, AND EVAN'S SKATES. I ALSO GOT CLIPS OF THE OPENING, A GROUP NUMBER WITH LIKE 4 SONGS, AND GUITAR ON ICE. SADNESS.
TEAL DEER: IT WAS WHELMING, BRO.