START TIME @ 7:00pm local / 10:00am EST
STARTING ORDER
1. Do it for Estonia! Viktor didn't.
2. Lady-in-waiting who carries Queen Yuna's left blade guard.
3. The Selena to Kaetlyn's Miley, obviously.
4. Is she Johnny's new Ksenia Makarova?
5. Mrs. Van Der Bacon
6. Forgettable Euro skating to Bohemian Rhapsody
7. One time she copied Pasha Grishuk's Memorial Requiem dress for an exhibition.
8. "Kaetlyn Osmond crotch"/"Canadian Miley Cyrus", so baby-prostitute-y that even Rosie DiManno, resident Voir erotica writer, was clutching her pearls
9. Token Aussie, Born in the USA (the #2 Aussie girl tried to appeal for the Oly spot but was denied, awkward)
10. Brazilian, Born in the USA. Always weird to me to see the coach's competitive legacy in the student's bio...esp when it's "Coach Andrei Kriukov competed at the World level in Pair skating, representing Kazakhstan."
11. Lady-in-waiting who carries Queen Yuna's right blade guard.
12. Compares herself to Tara Lipinski, Sarah Hughes, Gabby Douglas.
13-14. Refrigerator break sponsored by the former republic of Czechoslovakia.
15. Future Sonja Henie. Did you know Norway hasn't had a ladies competitor since 1964?
16. Remember when Elene did 3Z+3T in Torino, placed 6th in the short and got to skate in the final group?
17. Good thing Elene left Borser last summer, awkward moments avoided.
18. Forgettable Euro skating to Fever
19. Flawless Nordic princess of the Senior B's
20. No! Don't retire! just retire that posture though...
21. She will never do better than Brian Joubert. Never. How does anyone live with that?
22. Gracefur Gorden Girr Gordirocks Gracefurry Grides to Gord? but what's that saying? Oh right... "Arr That Gritters Is Not Gord."
23. Actual Princess Aurora, the real Sleeping Beauty
24. Everyone's sentimental favorite
25. Carolina's legs
26. Carolina
27. Not a "pretty princess" & different from the other girls. Ashley is ~real, y'all.
28. She stole Jason's music! but Allez Team France!
29. POP! goes the 4-time Russian National Champion/Putin's discarded pet
30. It's probably past Mao's bedtime
STREAMS
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