OrangeBro spreads his legs for Coke, says figure skaters should wear helmets.

Jan 17, 2014 11:15

Evan opens his happiness on his new billboard for Coca-Cola.



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Evan tells TMZ he's had over 15 concussions.

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(in case you don't want to hurt your eyes/ears, Evan says he thinks figure skating should consider adopting a helmet rule, figure skating is really dangerous, he's seen some gnarly falls, figure skating is a really tough sport, you can snap your neck/lose a bunch of teeth from skating, did he mention that figure skating is really dangerous and tough?)

lol i don't evan, evan lysacek syndrome, this video is brilliant watch it now, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, among the land of the living, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, picture of rugged american masculinity, this skater dude is making my dick soft, his eyes were just...enchanting, possessed by the power of orange, team slut approves, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, give us face, orangeliness is next to broliness, maybe it's the ass filling it, is he really that orange in person?, village idiot, evan's new fapping material, keep on broing, i'm wrangling me some groin., do you even know how to skate, trolling for dick, true alpha male, evan evan he's our name, how you say it; a bro?, show me su eiffel tour, a tassle leads to the golden road..., where my evan toleraters at, the dark hole of men's figureskating, that was really clever for evan, yes it's a sport too

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