You're a Wizard, Harry! Which House Would These Skaters Be In?

Sep 01, 2013 17:16


The offseason is just about over but I'm still drowning in boredom so I thought (because I have way too much time on my hands)--let's sort the skaters into Harry Potter houses! I never read Harry Potter a s a kid but read (more like was forced to read) the books when I was a teen due to my best friend's addiction to it.

There are four houses:

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ashley wagner, javier fernández, pardonnez-moi, virtue/moir, fuckload of skaters in this post, adam rippon, meryl is a disney princess

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tinamachina September 2 2013, 02:09:51 UTC
Johnny Weir: now here's a hard one to sort. Even the Sorting Hat would be scratching its crown over this one ( ... )

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lady_dynamite September 2 2013, 02:59:18 UTC
I'm also Ravenclaw so I don't have the balls. Even if I did, I honestly don't think he's read Harry potter considering he would have been what...fourteen when the books came out? He's slightly out of that age group. I dunno.

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tinamachina September 2 2013, 04:01:00 UTC
In an interview, he's said that his parents read Lord of the Rings to him and his little brother, and he once had the whole trilogy memorized. So JW reading Potter is not out of the realm of possibility. He's at least seen the movies (attended the premiere of one in shorts. In November.)

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lady_dynamite September 2 2013, 04:03:44 UTC
You're right! So he must have some knowledge of the series...hmm, maybe I will take to asking him on Twitter. It's a harmless question :)

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eaweek September 2 2013, 03:50:57 UTC
Pretty much all skaters are ambitious and hardworking, so that's going to put many of them into both Slytherin and Hufflepuff, LOL.

Maybe Johnny would be joining Jeff Buttle and Carolina Kostner as exchange students at Beaubatons? Well, he DOES know some French, so it might be a good fit for him. ; )

Meryl and Charlie are definitely Ravenclaws! And Virtue-Moir are SO Slytherin (Moir especially; Tessa as a singles skater or with another partner would probably be Gryffindor or Ravenclaw).

Marina Zoueva is probably a Slytherin who hangs out with a lot of Ravenclaws. ; )

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tinamachina September 2 2013, 04:03:40 UTC
Stephane Lambiel DEFINITELY went to Beauxbatons! I don't care if that was an all-girl's school! It happened!

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lady_dynamite September 2 2013, 04:04:37 UTC
Nathalie Pechalat and Sarah Meier would be good fits as well.

I bet Tessa would go there too if she was a singles skater.

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parcferme September 2 2013, 05:05:53 UTC
Fleur Maxwell has to be Head Girl at Beauxbatons! (and of course she shares a name with Fleur Delacour)

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anti_nata September 2 2013, 08:35:29 UTC
Then Abbott,Jeffrey Buttle and Johnny of course, there too!)
Joubert, KVDP, Max Aaron at Durmstrang! D

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jedinic September 6 2013, 07:44:05 UTC
Oh, this is perfect!!!

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