Hello, it's me, Teru, and it's time for my annual posts!!
EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2013
SEMIFINAL 1
STREAMING FROM
HERE AT 21:00 CET
EUROPE - 20:00 GMT, 21:00 CET, 22:00 EET
NORTH AMERICA - 13:00 PST, 14:00 CST, 15:00 EST
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Running Order for Semifinal 1~
BBC Party Cards
Sweepstakes and scorecards from the BBC!
Ignore the potential UK bias (unless you're from the UK obv, go nuts in that case)
sweepstakes -
semifinal 1 -
semifinal 2 THE CLASSIC ONTD_SKATING DRINKING GAME!!!
Take a drink every time:
# The Host and Hostess try and fail to be funny
# The Host and Hostess sing
# Song has a tacky or nonsensical title
# Use of props (e.g. candles, ribbons, dummies, mobile phones)
# Use of pyrotechnics or lasers
# Overt displays of cleavage
# Mid-performance costume change
# Singers Wink at camera
# Singers Drop to their knees
# Singers flirt with the camera after finishing
# Dancing that detracts from the performance
# Dancing that surpasses belief and credibility
# Transmission goes a bit wonky
# Preview video is completely pointless
# Sped up or slowed down film
# Bad time delays during video/audio link
# The Commentator is genuinely surprised by a decision
# Bad acts receive high (8+) points due to attractiveness of lead singer
# The host/hostess change outfits
# Wind machine is used
# Song ends on glorious note
# Experimental make-up
# BOOBS
# Singer(s) sing in a language other than their country's language
# Singer/band member is a figure skater lookalike
# DANCE BEAT!
# Lyrics mimed in the choreo
# ~Traditional~ costumes appear
Wowowow it crept up this year!! Let's see how the Swedes dooooo itttttt