IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN~: ontd

tamaryokucha in ontd_skating

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN~

Nov 03, 2012 02:03

ON THIS DAY, ANGELS DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS AND INTO RUSSIA FOR THE BIRTH OF A CHILD NAMED EVGENI. THIS CHILD WOULD LATER GROW UP TO BECOME THE GREATEST FIGURE SKATING GOD IN HISTORY. TODAY, HE IS 30.

WE CALL THIS DAY #PLUSHENCHRISTMAS.

AS A CHILD.

ON ICE:

WINNING PLATINUM:

"AND ON THE 6TH DAY, OUR DEAR PLUSHENCHRIST GAVE UP THE GOLD MEDAL, SO THAT WE OURSELVES MAY ALL HAVE GOLD MEDALS, AND IN DOING SO OBTAINED THE HOLY PLATINUM MEDAL." - ANON

WITH HIS BROS:

(YANA IS SUCH A GODDESS. :333)

JUST LOOK AT THIS BAMF:

EVGENI THANKS YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

FEEL FREE TO SPAM THE COMMENTS WITH PICTURES/GIFS/OTHER THINGS I KNOW I LEFT OUT.

AS THE TRADITION GOES, PLEASE SPAM @EVGENIPLUSHENKO ON TWATTER BIRTHDAY WISHES, RELIGIOUS CHANTS AND OTHER CREEPY INAPPROPRIATE STANNING. THANKS~ :D

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