SOMEONE HAS A BIRTHDAY TODAY~
IT'S SOMEBODY VERY SPECIAL
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.
NO SRY YOU'RE WRONG.
GETTING WARMER...
SO TWO GUESSES IN, YOU'RE LEFT SCRATCHING YOUR HEADS. IF YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS, PLEASE PROCEED DIRECTLY TO
WHY IT'S
TOMMY VERNER!
THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE TIME EUROPEAN CHAMPION, 8 BILLION TIME CZECH NATIONAL CHAMPION AND OFFICIAL REDFOO OF SKATING WAS BORN ON THIS DAY IN 1986!
AT THIS POINT, I WOULD PUT UP A PICTURE OF HIS UNBOUND GLORY BUT IT SEEMS SKATE CHANADA HAS METICULOUSLY REMOVED EVERY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, THEREFORE...
CUP OF RUSSIA 2010 NEVER FORGET, THE DAY OUR SAINT VERNERIUS WENT FORTH AND SLEW THE DRAGON OF CHANADA, WHICH HAD PRAYED UPON ALL WHO STOOD IN ITS PATH. ALL HAIL OUR MARTYR!
NOW
PARTY.
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.
NO SRY YOU'RE WRONG.
GETTING WARMER...
SO TWO GUESSES IN, YOU'RE LEFT SCRATCHING YOUR HEADS. IF YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS, PLEASE PROCEED DIRECTLY TO
WHY IT'S
TOMMY VERNER!
THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE TIME EUROPEAN CHAMPION, 8 BILLION TIME CZECH NATIONAL CHAMPION AND OFFICIAL REDFOO OF SKATING WAS BORN ON THIS DAY IN 1986!
AT THIS POINT, I WOULD PUT UP A PICTURE OF HIS UNBOUND GLORY BUT IT SEEMS SKATE CHANADA HAS METICULOUSLY REMOVED EVERY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, THEREFORE...
CUP OF RUSSIA 2010 NEVER FORGET, THE DAY OUR SAINT VERNERIUS WENT FORTH AND SLEW THE DRAGON OF CHANADA, WHICH HAD PRAYED UPON ALL WHO STOOD IN ITS PATH. ALL HAIL OUR MARTYR!
NOW
PARTY.