say WHAAAAAAAT
it's already time for the...
EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2012
THE FINAL!!
STREAMING FROM
HERE STARTING AT 21:00 CET
NOTE THAT IT'LL BE ON FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS!
If you have any alternate stream links, feel free to share!
TIMES
EUROPE - 20:00 GMT, 21:00 CET, 22:00 EET
NORTH AMERICA - 13:00 PST, 14:00 CST, 15:00 EST
Any more timezones to add, let me know!
LIST OF NATIONAL BROADCASTERS & COMMENTATORS ~
RUNNING ORDER FOR THE FINAL~
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eurovision.tvofficial site
eurovisionfamily.tvofficial fansite & community
@eurovisionofficial twitter
wikipedia entryall your nerd info
esctoday.commajor fansite
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THE ONTD_SKATING EUROVISION DRINKING GAME
Take a drink every time:
# The Host and Hostess try and fail to be funny
# The Host and Hostess sing
# Song has a tacky or nonsensical title
# Use of props (e.g. candles, ribbons, dummies, mobile phones)
# Use of pyrotechnics or lasers
# Overt displays of cleavage
# Mid-performance costume change
# Singers Wink at camera
# Singers Drop to their knees
# Singers flirt with the camera after finishing
# Dancing that detracts from the performance
# Dancing that surpasses belief and credibility
# Transmission goes a bit wonky
# Preview video is completely pointless
# Sped up or slowed down film
# Bad time delays during video/audio link
# The Commentator is genuinely surprised by a decision
# Bad acts receive high (8+) points due to attractiveness of lead singer
# The host/hostess change outfits
# Wind machine is used
# Song ends on glorious note
# Experimental make-up
# BOOBS
# Singer(s) sing in a language other than their country's language
# Singer/band member is a figure skater lookalike
# DANCE BEAT!
# Lyrics mimed in the choreo
# ~Traditional~ costumes appear
SCORECARDS!!
Here are some cool BBC scorecards for the grand final - one for
beginners and one for
seasoned pros!
failing all that, this is...
PRETTY MUCH ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW LIGHT YOUR FIRE