17 YEARS OF #FACE
DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE HOLDING, STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING, BECAUSE TODAY IS
YUZURU HANYU'S 17TH BIRTHDAY
AND YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD OF THE SKATING WORLD DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE IN THIS POST
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS (YOU POOR, POOR SOUL), I WILL TELL YOU THAT YUZURU HANYU IS A) FIERCER THAN YOU B) CUTER THAN YOU AND C) A FUCKING FANTASTIC SKATER. AND HERE'S WHY!
YUZURU HAS BEEN KILLING US WITH ADORABLE SINCE 1994:
SOMETIMES HE WEARS QUESTIONABLE COSTUMES BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE HE IS STILL CUTER THAN YOU COULD EVER BE
your bowlcut could never be as flawless
no seriously, LOOK AT THIS FLAWLESS BOWLCUT, IT GOES RIGHT BACK TO ITS NATURAL SHAPE
how
are
you
real
that other guy is Yuzu's friend Ryuju Hino, 2011 Japan Junior champ who also happens to be at the JGPF this year. THE MORE YOU KNOW
SUSPENDERS FTW
BB YUZU SHOWING OFF HIS BIELLMANN SPIN AND LAYBACK INA BAUER FOR SHIZUKA:
HE'S ALSO AN INSANELY GOOD SKATER AND HAS BEEN WINNING THINGS PRETTY MUCH SINCE BIRTH, WHICH IS FITTING SINCE HIS EXISTENCE ITSELF IS FULL OF WIN
TINY BB YUZU WINNING NOVICE NATIONALS IN 2004 (HE WAS 9)
12 YEARS OLD AND WINNING BRONZE AT JR NATS, NBD
U MAD?
plotting to snatch that trophy already. spoiler: he was jr national champ the next year
...and the next
lololol shoma
JUST WINNING THE JGPF AT 14, NBD
HERE HE IS BECOMING THE FOURTH JAPANESE GUY TO WIN JR WORLDS, JOINING SUCH ESTEEMED COMPANY AS DAISUKE TAKAHASHI, NOBUNARI ODA, AND TAKAHIKO KOZUKA:
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE YUZURU 3As ON YOUR FACE
his little faaaaaaaaaaace
LAST SEASON HE TURNED SENIOR AND ENDED A PRETTY GOOD DEBUT SEASON WITH A SILVER AT 4CC!
A few other bb Yuzu programs to watch in your spare time because flawless bb is flawless. You know you want to.
As we all know, Yuzuru's rink was damaged in the March 2011 earthquake and tsunami and was closed for several months, but he didn't give up there, proceeding to do over 60 shows in Japan over the summer in order to gain practice time.
And much broing was had!
Team Japan demonstrates #face
yes i also put this in the kanako post but it's so great you get to see it again
encouraging dai to join the quad battle
secret to success in winning dance battles: slore yourself out to the audience
LOLOLOL TAKA
just a bunch of dorks tickling each other NOTHING WEIRD
DOING 4T3A AND 3A3A SEQUENCES LIKE A BOSS, YOUR FAVES COULD N E V E R
his triple axels make canadians weep
A video of him thanking people who have supported victims of the earthquake. He says one line in English at the end!
BUT LET'S BE REAL NOW, THE REAL POINT OF THIS POST IS TO APPRECIATE YUZURU'S #FACE, WHICH HE GIVES TO US IN GREAT QUANTITIES. OBSERVE:
off-ice
my bb is all grown up and on the cover of magazines :'D
YUZURU IS ALSO KNOWN TO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS BY ACTUALLY BEING CUTER THAN HIS BFF WINNIE THE POOH
buyhooooo
on-ice
off-ice
with Maia Shibutani!
with Min-Jeong Kwak!
with Elena Ilinykh!
on-ice
OBLIGATORY JUMPFACE
fiercer than your faves
off-ice
herpin' the derp
this picture is probably filling your screen right now. you should regret nothing
on-ice
your face could never
HE WILL FUCK YOU UP
plotting your bloody demise #serialkilleryuzuru
BY NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF A) FIERCER THAN YOU AND B) CUTER THAN YOU, SO I WILL JUST LEAVE THESE HERE BECAUSE IDK WHERE ELSE TO PUT THEM AND THEY ARE TOO ADORABLE TO LEAVE OUT
(IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS, SHAME ON YOU. HERE'S A POST)
YUZURU IS ALSO INCREDIBLY RIDICULOUSLY GORGEOUS IN CASE I HAVEN'T SAID THIS BEFORE, WHICH I'M QUITE SURE I HAVEN'T (THAT WAS SARCASM). DON'T BOTHER MENTIONING CHRIS HANSEN TO ME, WE'RE PRACTICALLY BFFS BY NOW (THE REST OF YOU, HOWEVER, MAY ALL PROCEED TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AND TAKE A SEAT)
i love this picture sfm you get to see it two years in a row
flawfree biellmann position
This is probably my favorite performance of his Swan Lake program, it is stunning:
*___________________________*
i really love this costume in case you couldn't tell
and this spin <3
have a seat over here
HEY CHRIS HOW YOU DOIN'
And unless you've been living under a rock, you'll know that this fierce bb just won his first Grand Prix medal, a gold at Cup of Russia, and is going to compete at the goddamn GPF. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT HE'S 17 TODAY
If you haven't watched his programs yet (DO YOU EVEN GO HERE), do yourself a favor and watch them now:
DAT 3A OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. by the way i really love his 3A did you know
DAT 3A3T, DAT #DRAMAFACE
he just needs somebody to loooooove well he has me
#MOVESLIKEYUZU
And because Russia has been so good to us, the rest of this post is just a COR picspam.
#FACE
and bonus:
he has a lot of feelings
#FACE
he has a winnie the pooh tissue box and his water bottle is dressed up like his costumes. YES THAT'S RIGHT BOTH HIS TISSUE BOX AND WATER BOTTLE ARE CUTER THAN YOU
*________*
he had his coach wear his medal, BUYHOO ;3;
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FLAWLESS PODIUM
CUTER DERPFACE THAN YOU
lmao what is this #face
ffffffff HOW ARE YOU REAL
a;lksfdja bbs with bbs
Eurosport announcers can't remember his name, but you'd better believe that everyone will know his name soon because this bb is going places. Places like Canada for the GPF! AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR FUTURE OVERLORD OF THE SKATING WORLD
canada better watch out
IN CONCLUSION, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUZURU, GOOD LUCK AT THE GPF, AND MAY YOUR WORLD DOMINATION BE SWIFT AND DEADLY <333
ADORABLE FLAWLESS BB TYFYT
This post has been pedobird-approved
all pictures belong to their respective photographers etc etc. i can't possibly provide all the sources but if you want them just ask me
YUZURU HANYU'S 17TH BIRTHDAY
AND YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD OF THE SKATING WORLD DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE IN THIS POST
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS (YOU POOR, POOR SOUL), I WILL TELL YOU THAT YUZURU HANYU IS A) FIERCER THAN YOU B) CUTER THAN YOU AND C) A FUCKING FANTASTIC SKATER. AND HERE'S WHY!
YUZURU HAS BEEN KILLING US WITH ADORABLE SINCE 1994:
SOMETIMES HE WEARS QUESTIONABLE COSTUMES BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE HE IS STILL CUTER THAN YOU COULD EVER BE
your bowlcut could never be as flawless
no seriously, LOOK AT THIS FLAWLESS BOWLCUT, IT GOES RIGHT BACK TO ITS NATURAL SHAPE
how
are
you
real
that other guy is Yuzu's friend Ryuju Hino, 2011 Japan Junior champ who also happens to be at the JGPF this year. THE MORE YOU KNOW
SUSPENDERS FTW
BB YUZU SHOWING OFF HIS BIELLMANN SPIN AND LAYBACK INA BAUER FOR SHIZUKA:
Click to viewHE'S ALSO AN INSANELY GOOD SKATER AND HAS BEEN WINNING THINGS PRETTY MUCH SINCE BIRTH, WHICH IS FITTING SINCE HIS EXISTENCE ITSELF IS FULL OF WIN
TINY BB YUZU WINNING NOVICE NATIONALS IN 2004 (HE WAS 9)
12 YEARS OLD AND WINNING BRONZE AT JR NATS, NBD
U MAD?
plotting to snatch that trophy already. spoiler: he was jr national champ the next year
...and the next
lololol shoma
JUST WINNING THE JGPF AT 14, NBD
HERE HE IS BECOMING THE FOURTH JAPANESE GUY TO WIN JR WORLDS, JOINING SUCH ESTEEMED COMPANY AS DAISUKE TAKAHASHI, NOBUNARI ODA, AND TAKAHIKO KOZUKA:
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE YUZURU 3As ON YOUR FACE
his little faaaaaaaaaaace
LAST SEASON HE TURNED SENIOR AND ENDED A PRETTY GOOD DEBUT SEASON WITH A SILVER AT 4CC!
A few other bb Yuzu programs to watch in your spare time because flawless bb is flawless. You know you want to.
As we all know, Yuzuru's rink was damaged in the March 2011 earthquake and tsunami and was closed for several months, but he didn't give up there, proceeding to do over 60 shows in Japan over the summer in order to gain practice time.
And much broing was had!
Team Japan demonstrates #face
yes i also put this in the kanako post but it's so great you get to see it again
encouraging dai to join the quad battle
secret to success in winning dance battles: slore yourself out to the audience
LOLOLOL TAKA
just a bunch of dorks tickling each other NOTHING WEIRD
DOING 4T3A AND 3A3A SEQUENCES LIKE A BOSS, YOUR FAVES COULD N E V E R
his triple axels make canadians weep
A video of him thanking people who have supported victims of the earthquake. He says one line in English at the end!
BUT LET'S BE REAL NOW, THE REAL POINT OF THIS POST IS TO APPRECIATE YUZURU'S #FACE, WHICH HE GIVES TO US IN GREAT QUANTITIES. OBSERVE:
off-ice
my bb is all grown up and on the cover of magazines :'D
YUZURU IS ALSO KNOWN TO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS BY ACTUALLY BEING CUTER THAN HIS BFF WINNIE THE POOH
buyhooooo
on-ice
off-ice
with Maia Shibutani!
with Min-Jeong Kwak!
with Elena Ilinykh!
on-ice
OBLIGATORY JUMPFACE
fiercer than your faves
off-ice
herpin' the derp
this picture is probably filling your screen right now. you should regret nothing
on-ice
your face could never
HE WILL FUCK YOU UP
plotting your bloody demise #serialkilleryuzuru
BY NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF A) FIERCER THAN YOU AND B) CUTER THAN YOU, SO I WILL JUST LEAVE THESE HERE BECAUSE IDK WHERE ELSE TO PUT THEM AND THEY ARE TOO ADORABLE TO LEAVE OUT
(IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS, SHAME ON YOU. HERE'S A POST)
YUZURU IS ALSO INCREDIBLY RIDICULOUSLY GORGEOUS IN CASE I HAVEN'T SAID THIS BEFORE, WHICH I'M QUITE SURE I HAVEN'T (THAT WAS SARCASM). DON'T BOTHER MENTIONING CHRIS HANSEN TO ME, WE'RE PRACTICALLY BFFS BY NOW (THE REST OF YOU, HOWEVER, MAY ALL PROCEED TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AND TAKE A SEAT)
i love this picture sfm you get to see it two years in a row
flawfree biellmann position
This is probably my favorite performance of his Swan Lake program, it is stunning:
*___________________________*
i really love this costume in case you couldn't tell
and this spin <3
have a seat over here
HEY CHRIS HOW YOU DOIN'
And unless you've been living under a rock, you'll know that this fierce bb just won his first Grand Prix medal, a gold at Cup of Russia, and is going to compete at the goddamn GPF. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT HE'S 17 TODAY
If you haven't watched his programs yet (DO YOU EVEN GO HERE), do yourself a favor and watch them now:
DAT 3A OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. by the way i really love his 3A did you know
DAT 3A3T, DAT #DRAMAFACE
he just needs somebody to loooooove well he has me
#MOVESLIKEYUZU
And because Russia has been so good to us, the rest of this post is just a COR picspam.
#FACE
and bonus:
he has a lot of feelings
#FACE
he has a winnie the pooh tissue box and his water bottle is dressed up like his costumes. YES THAT'S RIGHT BOTH HIS TISSUE BOX AND WATER BOTTLE ARE CUTER THAN YOU
*________*
he had his coach wear his medal, BUYHOO ;3;
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FLAWLESS PODIUM
CUTER DERPFACE THAN YOU
lmao what is this #face
ffffffff HOW ARE YOU REAL
a;lksfdja bbs with bbs
Eurosport announcers can't remember his name, but you'd better believe that everyone will know his name soon because this bb is going places. Places like Canada for the GPF! AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR FUTURE OVERLORD OF THE SKATING WORLD
canada better watch out
IN CONCLUSION, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUZURU, GOOD LUCK AT THE GPF, AND MAY YOUR WORLD DOMINATION BE SWIFT AND DEADLY <333
ADORABLE FLAWLESS BB TYFYT
This post has been pedobird-approved
all pictures belong to their respective photographers etc etc. i can't possibly provide all the sources but if you want them just ask me