~*TALES FROM THE BOOK OF PLUSHENCHRIST: THE BIRTH OF THE PLUSHENCHRIST*~

Nov 02, 2011 18:07



GATHER AROUND CHILDREN~

TODAY (TECHNICALLY TOMORROW WHERE I AM AT), ANGELS DESCENDED FROM THE HEAVENS AND INTO RUSSIA FOR THE BIRTH OF A CHILD NAMED EVGENI. THIS CHILD WOULD LATER GROW UP TO BECOME THE GREATEST FIGURE SKATING GOD IN HISTORY. TODAY, HE IS 29.

WE CALL THIS DAY #PLUSHENCHRISTMAS.



(WARNINGS: PIC HEAVY, WARMUSE FAPPING IN POST, GENERAL SLORING, JIYU HAS BAD TASTE, ETC.)


(FOR ADDITIONAL READING, CHECK OUT WARMUSE'S FABULOUS POST ABOUT PLUSHY'S HISTORY. IT'S WORTH THE READ. TYFYT.)



(JUST PRETEND IT SAYS 29)

ON ICE:









































WINNING PLATINUM:

"AND ON THE 6TH DAY, OUR DEAR PLUSHENCHRIST GAVE UP THE GOLD MEDAL, SO THAT WE OURSELVES MAY ALL HAVE GOLD MEDALS, AND IN DOING SO OBTAINED THE HOLY PLATINUM MEDAL." - ANON







WITH HIS BROS:





(YANA IS SUCH A GODDESS. :333)

















JUST LOOK AT THIS BAMF:









EVGENI THANKS YOU FOR YOUR TIME.



EDIT: DON'T FORGET THAT PLUSHY WILL BE COMPETING AT RUSSIAN NATIONALS THIS SEASON. LET'S WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK! :3333

FEEL FREE TO SPAM THE COMMENTS WITH PICTURES/GIFS/OTHER THINGS I KNOW I LEFT OUT.

AS THE TRADITION GOES, PLEASE SPAM @EVGENIPLUSHENKO ON TWATTER BIRTHDAY WISHES, RELIGIOUS CHANTS AND OTHER CREEPY INAPPROPRIATE STANNING. THANKS~ :D

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