ALISSA CZISNY: BREAKING YOUR BROWSERS WITH FLAWLESSNESS SINCE 1987
BOW DOWN _SKATING, IT'S JUNE 25TH AND YOUR REIGNING US NATIONAL AND GRAND PRIX FINAL LADIES CHAMPION IS 24 YEARS OLD!
IN HONOR OF HER BIRTHDAY, IT'S _SKATING STORY TIME! AND TODAY'S FAIRYTALE IS:
~HOW ALISSA GOT HER GROOVE BACK~
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A TINY SKATING BB NAMED ALISSA!
AND ALSO ONE NAMED AMBER, AWWWWW ALISSA & HER SISTER SO CUTE :333
THEN SHE GREW UP, AND TURNED INTO A RIDICULOUSLY GORGEOUS SKATING LADY!
ALISSA'S SPINS WERE THE MOST FLAWLESS SPINS!
SHE SPIRALED LIKE IT STILL COUNTED!
SHE ALWAYS DID QUITE WELL IN CHANADA!
AND SHE WON NATS IN 2009!
BUT EVEN THOUGH HER SKATING WAS SUPER PRETTY AND AWESOME, ALISSA AND THE OLYMPICS NEVER GOT ALONG TOO WELL, AND AFTER SHE MISSED OUT ON HER SECOND OLYMPIC TEAM, SHE THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING. BUT BRIAN BOITANO TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULD NEVER LEAVE WITH ANY REGRETS, AND BEING THE SMART LADY THAT SHE IS, ALISSA LISTENED. SO SHE DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE, AND HEADED TO DETROIT TO WORK WITH THAT DYNAMIC DUO, YUKA AND JASON!
THEY HAD A TON OF CONFIDENCE IN HER, AND SO SHE REGAINED SOME CONFIDENCE IN HERSELF, AND ALSO REWORKED HER JUMPS! AND THEN SHE WENT ON TO WIN ALL THE THINGS!
ALISSA CZISNY: TWO-TIME SKATE CHANADA CHAMPION AND FOUR TIME SKATE CHANADA MEDALIST!
ALISSA CZISNY: GRAND PRIX FINAL CHAMPION!
ALISSA CZISNY: TW0-TIME US NATIONAL CHAMPION AND THE FIRST LADY SINCE THE KWEEN TO WIN NATS MORE THAN ONCE!
CUTEST JUMPFACE EVER TBQH. ALSO, THIS PICTURE COMES PRE-MACROED. C H A M P.
#ALISSACZISNYWORLDSBRONZEMEDALIST: ONE FALL ON A 3LZ AWAY FROM BEING AN ACTUAL THING ;_______;
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS: SHE FELL, BUT SHE DIDN'T FALL APART. YOU CAN BET THAT OLD ALISSA WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT TBQH. PLUS SHE WAS SUPER ADORBS IN THE GALA, WHICH, HEY, HOW COOL IS THAT, ALISSA CZISNY, SKATING IN THE WORLDS GALA LIKE IT'S NBD. LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME, LADY :')
LOOK HOW HILARIOUSLY INVESTED IN HER FREE SKATE JOHN COUGHLIN APPEARS TO BE!
WHAT ELSE HAS ALISSA BEEN UP TO, YOU MAY WELL ASK, IN ADDITION TO FLAWLESSLY MEDALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE?
SHE WAS IN A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL!
AND THEN CHRYSLER MADE A LONGER VIDEO JUST ABOUT HOW FABULOUS SHE IS!
SHE WAS FAWNED OVER BY ICENETWORK, WHICH CALLED HER "DETROIT'S MOST ELEGANT CITIZEN" AND REFERRED TO HER "MODEL'S GOOD LOOKS."
SHE PERFORMED IN YUNA'S SHOW RIGHT AFTER WORLDS!
OKAY YES IT'S BACKWARDS BUT ALL THE SAME, DAT SPLIT JUMP *__________*
SHE SKATED IN THE DSC BENEFIT SHOW FOR JAPAN, BROED AROUND WITH SOME PRETTY FAB PEOPLE AND WROTE WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD IS HER NAME IN JAPANESE ON A FLOWER PETAL!
SHE SAVED A BIRD FROM THE TERRORS OF THE ICE RINK!
AND SHE MADE IT BACK INTO USFSA'S TEAM ENVELOPE A FOR NEXT SEASON, WHEN SHE'LL WIN ALL OF THE THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN.
...AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
IN CONCLUSION, I SHALL NOW KINDLY REFRAIN FROM SPAMMING YOU WITH ALL OF MY ALISSA PICTURES!
...JUST SOME OF THEM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISSA!
ALISSA'S TEDDY BEAR T Y F Y T
IN HONOR OF HER BIRTHDAY, IT'S _SKATING STORY TIME! AND TODAY'S FAIRYTALE IS:
~HOW ALISSA GOT HER GROOVE BACK~
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A TINY SKATING BB NAMED ALISSA!
AND ALSO ONE NAMED AMBER, AWWWWW ALISSA & HER SISTER SO CUTE :333
THEN SHE GREW UP, AND TURNED INTO A RIDICULOUSLY GORGEOUS SKATING LADY!
ALISSA'S SPINS WERE THE MOST FLAWLESS SPINS!
Click to viewSHE SPIRALED LIKE IT STILL COUNTED!
SHE ALWAYS DID QUITE WELL IN CHANADA!
AND SHE WON NATS IN 2009!
BUT EVEN THOUGH HER SKATING WAS SUPER PRETTY AND AWESOME, ALISSA AND THE OLYMPICS NEVER GOT ALONG TOO WELL, AND AFTER SHE MISSED OUT ON HER SECOND OLYMPIC TEAM, SHE THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING. BUT BRIAN BOITANO TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULD NEVER LEAVE WITH ANY REGRETS, AND BEING THE SMART LADY THAT SHE IS, ALISSA LISTENED. SO SHE DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE, AND HEADED TO DETROIT TO WORK WITH THAT DYNAMIC DUO, YUKA AND JASON!
THEY HAD A TON OF CONFIDENCE IN HER, AND SO SHE REGAINED SOME CONFIDENCE IN HERSELF, AND ALSO REWORKED HER JUMPS! AND THEN SHE WENT ON TO WIN ALL THE THINGS!
ALISSA CZISNY: TWO-TIME SKATE CHANADA CHAMPION AND FOUR TIME SKATE CHANADA MEDALIST!
ALISSA CZISNY: GRAND PRIX FINAL CHAMPION!
ALISSA CZISNY: TW0-TIME US NATIONAL CHAMPION AND THE FIRST LADY SINCE THE KWEEN TO WIN NATS MORE THAN ONCE!
CUTEST JUMPFACE EVER TBQH. ALSO, THIS PICTURE COMES PRE-MACROED. C H A M P.
#ALISSACZISNYWORLDSBRONZEMEDALIST: ONE FALL ON A 3LZ AWAY FROM BEING AN ACTUAL THING ;_______;
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS: SHE FELL, BUT SHE DIDN'T FALL APART. YOU CAN BET THAT OLD ALISSA WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT TBQH. PLUS SHE WAS SUPER ADORBS IN THE GALA, WHICH, HEY, HOW COOL IS THAT, ALISSA CZISNY, SKATING IN THE WORLDS GALA LIKE IT'S NBD. LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME, LADY :')
LOOK HOW HILARIOUSLY INVESTED IN HER FREE SKATE JOHN COUGHLIN APPEARS TO BE!
WHAT ELSE HAS ALISSA BEEN UP TO, YOU MAY WELL ASK, IN ADDITION TO FLAWLESSLY MEDALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE?
SHE WAS IN A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL!
AND THEN CHRYSLER MADE A LONGER VIDEO JUST ABOUT HOW FABULOUS SHE IS!
SHE WAS FAWNED OVER BY ICENETWORK, WHICH CALLED HER "DETROIT'S MOST ELEGANT CITIZEN" AND REFERRED TO HER "MODEL'S GOOD LOOKS."
SHE PERFORMED IN YUNA'S SHOW RIGHT AFTER WORLDS!
OKAY YES IT'S BACKWARDS BUT ALL THE SAME, DAT SPLIT JUMP *__________*
SHE SKATED IN THE DSC BENEFIT SHOW FOR JAPAN, BROED AROUND WITH SOME PRETTY FAB PEOPLE AND WROTE WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD IS HER NAME IN JAPANESE ON A FLOWER PETAL!
SHE SAVED A BIRD FROM THE TERRORS OF THE ICE RINK!
AND SHE MADE IT BACK INTO USFSA'S TEAM ENVELOPE A FOR NEXT SEASON, WHEN SHE'LL WIN ALL OF THE THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN.
...AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
IN CONCLUSION, I SHALL NOW KINDLY REFRAIN FROM SPAMMING YOU WITH ALL OF MY ALISSA PICTURES!
...JUST SOME OF THEM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISSA!
ALISSA'S TEDDY BEAR T Y F Y T