BREAKING NEWS, TEAM CHANADA CONTINUES VOODOOED

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Crone and Poirier end 10-year figure skating partnership

By Skate Canada

OTTAWA, ON: Reigning Canadian Ice Dance Champions, Vanessa Crone, 20, North York, Ont., and Paul Poirier, 19, Unionville, Ont., have decided to end their skating partnership and follow new career paths. The two have skated together for the past 10 years, and were members of

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[inflameduntamed]

That would be fantastic, actually.

[thebadunkadunk]

Did I miss something? Did Madison split from Greg?

[utterfrivolity]

That's the persistent rumor.

[likeviolins]

sad! Their edging was just beautiful to me.

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.....

wtf is happening this summer? Why can't teams that are good just stay together and be awesome?

I know watchposts around here have mostly been bastions of hate for C/P, but w/e, I always looked forward to them, even with their absolutely unlistenable Eleanor Rigby. Their skating was just gorgeous.

;______;

[utterfrivolity]

Yeah, their taste in music is really not defensible.

But why would you break up when you can create something this beautiful? WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????

I WILL MISS THIS GORGEOUS WEIRDNESS

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[onetraveller]

Well ... that was unexpected! I don't love them but still :( What is happening Canada?!