EUROVISION AND SKATING COLLIDE ONCE AGAIN
REMEMBER ICE AND FLAME, THAT SKATING CONTEST THAT A BUNCH OF RUSSIAN SKATERS TAKE PART IN ONCE A YEAR OR SO (AND OF WHICH I FLAILED ABOUT YAGS AND HIS RED GLOVES)? YEAH, WELL, GUESS WHO SKATED/DANCED WITH TATIANA NAVKA AND FUCKING WON THE COMPETITION?
ALEXEY VOROBYOV, RUSSIA'S SEXY EUROVISION ENTRANT
IF YOU MISSED EUROVISION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN? HERE IS HIS PERFORMANCE FROM TODAY:
THAT'S RIGHT, THE SECOND COMING OF YAGS DID SOME SKATING OF HIS OWN, AND THIS IS VERY MUCH POST-WORTHY NEWS.
HERE ARE THE VIDEOS:
WEEK 1: IN WHICH HE IS DRESSED LIKE YAGS AND TATI IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY ARE VERY VERY SEXY TOGETHER:
WEEK 2: IN WHICH HE CHANNELS HIS INNER FABIO AND TATI IS AGAIN, BEAUTIFUL. ALSO, THERE IS SOME PRETTY CUTE FOOTWORK. HE IS SO FUNNY TO WATCH ON SKATES:
WEEK 3: TOUNGE ACTION AND STRIPPING, HAY. THEY DANCE TO THAT SONG PLUSHY SKATED TO THAT ONE TIME WITH THE MASSIVE HEAD, AMONG OTHER ELVIS SONGS. FANTASTIC CHEMISTRY AND TONS OF ENERGY. I THINK I AM STARTING TO STAN TANYA AS A RESULT OF THIS AKSJHGDFG:
WEEK 4: IN WHICH HE IS A SEXY SAILOR (BUT SOB, HE DROPPED HER). THE PROGRAM IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL THOUGH:
WEEK 5: IN WHICH HE BEATBOXES, PLAYS THE ACCORDION, GET 6.0S, AND IS GENERALLY AMAZING (AND BTW, I TOTALLY REMEMBER MAKING A COMMENT ON THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS VIDEO AT SOME POINT). DEFINITELY MAY FAVE ON THE LIST:
WEEK 6: IN WHICH HE IS DRESSED LIKE TYLER DURDEN FROM FIGHT CLUB AND THE TWO OF THEM HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME ON THE ICE. AAAH THEY'RE SO CUTE. HE KIND OF FALLS BUT IT IS SO ADORABLE
WEEK 7: IN WHICH TANYA IS A STRIPPER COWBOY OR SOMETHING AND THERE IS LOTS OF SEXY TOUCHING AND DAT ASS. ALSO THERE IS SOME KISS OF DEATH THING AT THE END, WHICH IS HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE DIE SO MUCH IN THIS SHOW.
WEEK 8: IN WHICH ALEXEY IS WEARING SOME WEIRD BASTARDIZATION OF YAGS' USED TAMPON COSTUME, BUT WHATEVER. HIS SKATING HAS GOTTEN A LOT BETTER AND I WAS LIKE :') THEIR ACTING ON ICE IS SO GOOD. I LOVE TANYA'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS:
WEEK 9: IN WHICH THEY DANCE FUCKING BEAUTIFULLY. SO MANY COOL STUNTS, VERY INNOVATIVE. AND THEN THEY DANCE IN A POOL OF WATER AND I PRETTY MUCH LOST MY SHIT AND DIED. THEN, AT THE END, HE RUNS ARUND AND KICKS THE WATER WHILE TOTALLY DRENCHED. NOT ENOUGH UNF IN THIS WORLD:
WEEK 10: THEY SKATE TO "SVECHA." MAY FAVE PLUSHY PROGRAM EVER. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT STARTS AT LIKE 2:07 HERE:
ANYWAY, HE IS CHANNELING HIS INNER YAGS AGAIN. BEAUTIFUL LIFTS. BEAUTIFUL PROGRAM. I DON'T THINK I COULD NOT LOVE ANYTHING SET TO SVECHA.
WEEK 11: ALL THAT JAZZ! MORE COOL LIFTS! STRIPPING! SHARPNESS! 6.0S! NEED I SAY MORE? THIS IS SUCH A FUN DANCE :3
WEEK 12: HILARIOUSNESS IN THE BEGINNING. ALSO, HE SEEMS TO HAVE A LOVE FOR ELEVATOR SEXING, WHICH IS OKAY WITH ME. TANYA IS FLEXIBLE AS FUCK. THEY EVEN DO JUMPS IN THIS ONE!
WEEK 13: MORE ACCORDION! DOES HE ACTUALLY PLAY THE ACCORDION? FUCKING YES HE DOES. TANYA'S DRESS IS SO PRETTY, I CANNOT EVEN. T STARTS OUT SO BEAUTIFUL, AND THE SUDDENLY, TANGO ALL OVER THE PLACE. DID I MENTION THE OPEN SHIRT? NO? WELL, HIS SHIRT REMAINS OPEN FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE DANCE. AND THEN HE DOES SOME ACROBATICS AT THE END. SHOWOFF. THEY GET TONS OF GIFTS AT THE END BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AMAZING.
WEEK 14: CLEARLY HE HAS INVADED YAGS' WARDROBE. THEY KIND OF STUMBLE A BIT IN THIS ONE BUT WHATEVER. TANYA IS FLAWLESS IN DAT DRESS AND I WANT IT. ALSO SHE SINGS ALONG AND IT'S ADORABLE!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY TOTALLY WON ICE AND FLAME? IF HE WINS EUROVISION AS WELL, I WILL DIE. THAT IS PLUSHY LEVELS OF AMAZINGNESS RIGHT THERE.
THIS CONCLUDES THE CRAZY PEACH STANNING PORTION OF THIS EVENING.
ALEXEY VOROBYOV, RUSSIA'S SEXY EUROVISION ENTRANT
IF YOU MISSED EUROVISION, WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN? HERE IS HIS PERFORMANCE FROM TODAY:
Click to viewTHAT'S RIGHT, THE SECOND COMING OF YAGS DID SOME SKATING OF HIS OWN, AND THIS IS VERY MUCH POST-WORTHY NEWS.
HERE ARE THE VIDEOS:
WEEK 1: IN WHICH HE IS DRESSED LIKE YAGS AND TATI IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY ARE VERY VERY SEXY TOGETHER:
WEEK 2: IN WHICH HE CHANNELS HIS INNER FABIO AND TATI IS AGAIN, BEAUTIFUL. ALSO, THERE IS SOME PRETTY CUTE FOOTWORK. HE IS SO FUNNY TO WATCH ON SKATES:
WEEK 3: TOUNGE ACTION AND STRIPPING, HAY. THEY DANCE TO THAT SONG PLUSHY SKATED TO THAT ONE TIME WITH THE MASSIVE HEAD, AMONG OTHER ELVIS SONGS. FANTASTIC CHEMISTRY AND TONS OF ENERGY. I THINK I AM STARTING TO STAN TANYA AS A RESULT OF THIS AKSJHGDFG:
WEEK 4: IN WHICH HE IS A SEXY SAILOR (BUT SOB, HE DROPPED HER). THE PROGRAM IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL THOUGH:
WEEK 5: IN WHICH HE BEATBOXES, PLAYS THE ACCORDION, GET 6.0S, AND IS GENERALLY AMAZING (AND BTW, I TOTALLY REMEMBER MAKING A COMMENT ON THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS VIDEO AT SOME POINT). DEFINITELY MAY FAVE ON THE LIST:
WEEK 6: IN WHICH HE IS DRESSED LIKE TYLER DURDEN FROM FIGHT CLUB AND THE TWO OF THEM HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME ON THE ICE. AAAH THEY'RE SO CUTE. HE KIND OF FALLS BUT IT IS SO ADORABLE
WEEK 7: IN WHICH TANYA IS A STRIPPER COWBOY OR SOMETHING AND THERE IS LOTS OF SEXY TOUCHING AND DAT ASS. ALSO THERE IS SOME KISS OF DEATH THING AT THE END, WHICH IS HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE DIE SO MUCH IN THIS SHOW.
WEEK 8: IN WHICH ALEXEY IS WEARING SOME WEIRD BASTARDIZATION OF YAGS' USED TAMPON COSTUME, BUT WHATEVER. HIS SKATING HAS GOTTEN A LOT BETTER AND I WAS LIKE :') THEIR ACTING ON ICE IS SO GOOD. I LOVE TANYA'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS:
WEEK 9: IN WHICH THEY DANCE FUCKING BEAUTIFULLY. SO MANY COOL STUNTS, VERY INNOVATIVE. AND THEN THEY DANCE IN A POOL OF WATER AND I PRETTY MUCH LOST MY SHIT AND DIED. THEN, AT THE END, HE RUNS ARUND AND KICKS THE WATER WHILE TOTALLY DRENCHED. NOT ENOUGH UNF IN THIS WORLD:
WEEK 10: THEY SKATE TO "SVECHA." MAY FAVE PLUSHY PROGRAM EVER. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT STARTS AT LIKE 2:07 HERE:
ANYWAY, HE IS CHANNELING HIS INNER YAGS AGAIN. BEAUTIFUL LIFTS. BEAUTIFUL PROGRAM. I DON'T THINK I COULD NOT LOVE ANYTHING SET TO SVECHA.
WEEK 11: ALL THAT JAZZ! MORE COOL LIFTS! STRIPPING! SHARPNESS! 6.0S! NEED I SAY MORE? THIS IS SUCH A FUN DANCE :3
WEEK 12: HILARIOUSNESS IN THE BEGINNING. ALSO, HE SEEMS TO HAVE A LOVE FOR ELEVATOR SEXING, WHICH IS OKAY WITH ME. TANYA IS FLEXIBLE AS FUCK. THEY EVEN DO JUMPS IN THIS ONE!
WEEK 13: MORE ACCORDION! DOES HE ACTUALLY PLAY THE ACCORDION? FUCKING YES HE DOES. TANYA'S DRESS IS SO PRETTY, I CANNOT EVEN. T STARTS OUT SO BEAUTIFUL, AND THE SUDDENLY, TANGO ALL OVER THE PLACE. DID I MENTION THE OPEN SHIRT? NO? WELL, HIS SHIRT REMAINS OPEN FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE DANCE. AND THEN HE DOES SOME ACROBATICS AT THE END. SHOWOFF. THEY GET TONS OF GIFTS AT THE END BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AMAZING.
WEEK 14: CLEARLY HE HAS INVADED YAGS' WARDROBE. THEY KIND OF STUMBLE A BIT IN THIS ONE BUT WHATEVER. TANYA IS FLAWLESS IN DAT DRESS AND I WANT IT. ALSO SHE SINGS ALONG AND IT'S ADORABLE!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY TOTALLY WON ICE AND FLAME? IF HE WINS EUROVISION AS WELL, I WILL DIE. THAT IS PLUSHY LEVELS OF AMAZINGNESS RIGHT THERE.
THIS CONCLUDES THE CRAZY PEACH STANNING PORTION OF THIS EVENING.