this was weird
i work front desk at a physical therapy clinic.
i went to wendys to get dinner. while i was waiting in line, the cashier, an older woman maybe in her 40's, was like... eyein me. she looked like an older version of selena, but chubby.
anyway, i got to the register and i ordered my food. she saw my shirt, which has our companys logo on it, and asked how long ive been working there. i told her a few months and the conversation went like this:
selena: oh a few months? i dont like getting massages from women, makes me uncomfortable
me: oh well, we have a few guys there, too! you should come by, they can really help you out.
selena: oh no, i dont want any of them....i want you to do it
all this happened while i ordered two jr cheeseburgers.
me: uhhh ohhh hahaha, no, im not a therapist, i work in the front
selena: well, it only takes a little bit to get your license, right? ill wait for you.
now, she didnt say this as a joke. she said this with a straight face. she was looking at me with stone-cold (steve austin hell yeah 3:16) look.
anyway, i then moved to where you get your food and went on my phone to look busy so she wouldnt talk to me. then, she came up to the counter, grabbed my cup (i had one from a gas station) and asked what was in it.
me: oh, i got diet dr pepper, but its ok, i dont want you to get in trouble
selena: too bad, we dont have diet. it's a shame, i wouldve have...topped you off...
at this point, i kinda lost my appetite. it wasnt that she was ugly or anything (i mean, she was kinda janky lookin but whatever), it was just so....weird. it must suck to be a chick bc that shit was fucking awkward. and ive never really been hit on before, so that too made it fucking awkward.
finally, she was putting my food in the bag and continued on
selena: yeah, i work as caretaker, too. when people ask me if i make enough money, i show them my 2011 ford focus and say, 'what do you think?'
me: yeah, cars are cool ok bye thanks
and i left
i went to wendys to get dinner. while i was waiting in line, the cashier, an older woman maybe in her 40's, was like... eyein me. she looked like an older version of selena, but chubby.
anyway, i got to the register and i ordered my food. she saw my shirt, which has our companys logo on it, and asked how long ive been working there. i told her a few months and the conversation went like this:
selena: oh a few months? i dont like getting massages from women, makes me uncomfortable
me: oh well, we have a few guys there, too! you should come by, they can really help you out.
selena: oh no, i dont want any of them....i want you to do it
all this happened while i ordered two jr cheeseburgers.
me: uhhh ohhh hahaha, no, im not a therapist, i work in the front
selena: well, it only takes a little bit to get your license, right? ill wait for you.
now, she didnt say this as a joke. she said this with a straight face. she was looking at me with stone-cold (steve austin hell yeah 3:16) look.
anyway, i then moved to where you get your food and went on my phone to look busy so she wouldnt talk to me. then, she came up to the counter, grabbed my cup (i had one from a gas station) and asked what was in it.
me: oh, i got diet dr pepper, but its ok, i dont want you to get in trouble
selena: too bad, we dont have diet. it's a shame, i wouldve have...topped you off...
at this point, i kinda lost my appetite. it wasnt that she was ugly or anything (i mean, she was kinda janky lookin but whatever), it was just so....weird. it must suck to be a chick bc that shit was fucking awkward. and ive never really been hit on before, so that too made it fucking awkward.
finally, she was putting my food in the bag and continued on
selena: yeah, i work as caretaker, too. when people ask me if i make enough money, i show them my 2011 ford focus and say, 'what do you think?'
me: yeah, cars are cool ok bye thanks
and i left