I can't think of a witty title because I'm too busy lol'ing at straight people

[poetic_pixie_13]

‘Magic Mike’ Is Big Draw for Gay Men

Men flirted and showed off their muscles through tight-fitting tank tops. Women with no shoes gyrated next to men with no shirts. A D.J. played deep beats. Shachar Keizman, 24, climbed atop an armrest and peeled off his shirt to reveal a chiseled torso. People screamed and stuck dollar bills in his shorts

Comments

[thecityofdis]

i actually did a takedown of another "review" (by someone who... hadn't even seen the movie, idek) for COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS altogether.

that said, the movie was pretty crappy and actually DEPRESSING as hale. they got angst all up in my sexy.

needed moar matt bomer butt, too, tbqh.

[mycenaes]

omg every time I see "Matt Bomer", my brain reads it as "Matt Boner"

probably accurate, tbh

[greenie_breizh]

+1

[simplefaith08]

Apparently it's a common problem.

[romp]

Because of the mothership, it took me months to learn his actual name.

[screamingintune]

ANGST?? WELL THAT IS NOT WHAT ANYONE SIGNED UP FOR. WE'RE THERE TO SEE BOMER AND THAT DUDE FROM TRUE BLOOD SHAKE THEY ASSES

[thecityofdis]

THEY ARE BARELY IN THE MOVIE

[chaya]

WHAT

[sparkindarkness]

The heeell? I'm just getting the trailers and clips then. No way I'm going to pay good money for hot guys shaking their thong covered backsides and end up with it derailed by damn plot and angst and emotion! *grumbles*

[fishphile]

Right? I am not here for that.

[13chapters]

well now i know i am not gonna see it. the only attraction in my mind was stripper alcide. now idgaf.

[bmh4d0k3n]

Yeah, seriously. By then end of the movie, I went from mbir.gif to hawkward.gif to the point where I couldn't enjoy all the beefcake anymore. Which I suppose might've been the point. But anyway, now I just basically need a highlights reel.

And agreed about Matt Boner.

[thecityofdis]

yes, exactly!

we all walked out of the theater like, "*blink* ... *blink*... well, THAT was depressing! moar booze now?"

[anolinde]

[Spoiler]Dude, I spent the last half hour of the movie worrying that Alex Pettyfer's character would die of a drug overdose.

Totally killed my figurative boner.