Rush Limbaugh Gets Support From Sugar Daddy Website
America’s most impotent man and radio host, Rush Limbaugh, has been tortuously treading dangerous water following his seemingly slanderous attack on Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke. A total of around 28 advertisers have left Limbaugh and many more are considering dropping the rotund host faster than Sarah Palin drops a gaffe. But it looks like the mountainous misogynist maybe have found some equally scumbaggy company.
Notorious hooker (not to be confused with gals that use birth control) website, SeekingArrangement.com, known for being the world’s largest “sugar daddy” and “sugar baby” website, appears to be taking an active interest in Rush. Yes, I just wrote that.
Just in case it’s not enough that the adulterer website, AshleyMadison.com, is salivating at the corpulent agitator’s vacant ad space, a website that exclusively panders to older, successful, wealthy men hooking up with a younger, beautiful women wants Rush’s business. Ironically enough, Rush Limbaugh, disgusting and morbidly obese and ugly though he may be, managed to parley his riches into snagging a younger, attractive wife who was willing to withstand his appalling personality and horrific appearance for more than five consecutive seconds if the money was right.
“Rush Limbaugh is one of the greatest examples of the modern day Sugar Daddy,”says Brandon Wade, Founder and CEO of SeekingArrangement.Com. “We wouldn’t feel right if we didn’t come forward and support him in his time of need.” (Source: PRnewswire.com)
I think it’s safe to assume that womankind collectively uttered “ew” upon discovering Wade’s intentions.
“Many will question why we are supporting Rush Limbaugh even though he is guilty of using the same terms that many in mainstream media have used to describe Sugar Babies,” says Wade, who holds a BS and an MBS from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “But we think he is being treated unfairly. While many in the mainstream media have yet to apologize for mistakenly calling Sugar Babies ‘prostitutes,’ Rush Limbaugh did. Sugar Daddy or not, the right to free speech should never be boycotted.” (Source: PRnewswire.com)
Although there hasn’t been any confirmation yet from Limbaugh, perhaps only Oxycontin would be a more apt sponsor for the shock jock.
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Comedy gold, people!