let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground ♪♪

[dearmisterecho]

Wilmington City Council Passes Resolution Urging 'Personhood' Rights For Sperm

The Wilmington City Council has a message for men -- sperm are people, too.

The council for Delaware's largest city passed a resolution by an 8-4 vote Thursday calling on the Delaware legislature, other state legislatures and the U.S. Congress to pass laws granting "

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[mercystars]

I have nothing to add here besides lmaooooo

[shorofsky]

This needs to pass so bad... I foresee many overly stuffed prisons, though, when all the men who inadvertently kill millions of people every time they jack off are sentenced for it....Good times will be had.

[beoweasel]

Though, even in procreation, men are still killing millions of potential people, as only one sperm can fertilize the egg, the rest will die.

DO NOT THE NEEDS OF THE MANY, OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW? ;p

[bushy_brow]

So all men who've EVER had sex or jerked off go to prison? This is legislation I can get behind. :-D

[erinpuff]

A+ trolling, awesome lady politicians!

[makeme_moo]

Happy to be from Delaware for once lol. A+

[shoujokakumei]

Agreed!

[schmanda]

Phew, for a second there I was about ready to board the next rocket to Newt's moon colony...