Loads of people like totally agree wivat pissed bird on the tram
THAT pissed bird on that video, right, was like totally spot on, wun't she, it was confirmed last night.
Everyone's sayin' like, you know, maybe she shouldn't have been swearin' so much wiv a little kiddie on her lap an' all that, but she wun't far wrong wuz she.
This bloke Dave, who does a bit of plasterin' for Big Andy, said: "Ah fuckin' can't get no fuckin' job cuz of all them Nicoogaragruans. Fuckin' everywhere int they?
"I wanna work. I fuckin' do. I wanna work. But there's always some fuckin' Nicaroogaran who gets the fuckin' job instead of me just 'cause they turn up on fuckin' time and can say 'Nicragugarra'."
Steve, who's been doin' that Mandy from the pub, added: "That bird on the tram, right, where wuz all the English? Where wuz all them white people that should have been standin' up for her? Ain't no fuckin' English left now is there?
"Maybe I'll go to fuckin' Niroogacargua and take their fuckin' jobs."
Meanwhile, get this right, the fuckin' rozzers have only gone and nicked her cuz she wuz speakin' what we wuz all thinkin' wun't she.
Everyone was like totally gonna put somefink on the Daily Mail website but they's not takin' any comments for some reason.
Dave's mum said: "I just feel sorry for that little kiddie. Havinta go on a tram wiv all them dirty Niracoogurans."
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Everyone's sayin' like, you know, maybe she shouldn't have been swearin' so much wiv a little kiddie on her lap an' all that, but she wun't far wrong wuz she.
This bloke Dave, who does a bit of plasterin' for Big Andy, said: "Ah fuckin' can't get no fuckin' job cuz of all them Nicoogaragruans. Fuckin' everywhere int they?
"I wanna work. I fuckin' do. I wanna work. But there's always some fuckin' Nicaroogaran who gets the fuckin' job instead of me just 'cause they turn up on fuckin' time and can say 'Nicragugarra'."
Steve, who's been doin' that Mandy from the pub, added: "That bird on the tram, right, where wuz all the English? Where wuz all them white people that should have been standin' up for her? Ain't no fuckin' English left now is there?
"Maybe I'll go to fuckin' Niroogacargua and take their fuckin' jobs."
Meanwhile, get this right, the fuckin' rozzers have only gone and nicked her cuz she wuz speakin' what we wuz all thinkin' wun't she.
Everyone was like totally gonna put somefink on the Daily Mail website but they's not takin' any comments for some reason.
Dave's mum said: "I just feel sorry for that little kiddie. Havinta go on a tram wiv all them dirty Niracoogurans."
The Daily Mash
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