Suicidal Turkeys Taking Over America's Dinner Tables.

[evildevil]

Halal Turkey, The Other Brown Meat.

This Thanksgiving, Beware The Sharia Turkey

You may think that when you buy a Butterball turkey this Thanksgiving you’re as American as apple pie. But, you’d be wrong. In fact, you’re the victim of a “stealth halal” conspiracy.

In a column on The American Thinker, anti-Islam blogger Pamela Geller explains that halal

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[milleniumrex]

Dear Pamela Geller,

You are Jewish. Halal slaughter is very similar to Kosher slaughter.

YOU JUST MADE THE ARGUMENT FOR COUNTLESS ANTI-SEMITES, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!

Sigh. Dumb person is dumb.

[yamamanama]

Most Kosher things are halal.

I think that would completely blow Pamela Geller's mind. And that would blow my mind, since what are the odds of two brain cells meeting in that emptiness?

[aviv_b]

MTE. What would she say if people thought, "Kosher turkeys, the Jews not only have ruined Christmas with their Season's Greetings crap, now they're taking over Thanksgiving."

Pamela Geller - STFU

[amyura]

Seriously.

All of Trader Joe's Thanksgiving turkeys are not only kosher but Glatt kosher, which I've been told is somehow more stringent than regular kosher. I don't think anyone thinks that halakha is being "forced" on them when they eat TJ's turkey.

[yelena_r0ssini]

For fuckin' REAL? BRB going to Trader Joe's.

(P.S. Glatt kosher is indeed more stringent - it means that a rabbi has inspected each animal slaughtered and verified that there are no defects on the organs.)

[tmlforsyth]

Funny you should mention that:

http://www.snopes.com/racial/business/kosher.asp