Shocking Discovery: Conservative Ears Unable to Hear Homophobia!

[evildevil]

Rick Santorum's Homophobic Ears Impaired Him from Hearing the Booing. Medical Doctors Recommend a Simple Home Remedy, a Frothy Mixture of Petroleum Base Oil and Dung Matter to Be Applied to His Ears.

Santorum: ‘I Condemn The People Who Booed That Gay Soldier’ (VIDEO)

In an appearance Friday afternoon on Fox News, Rick Santorum responded to one of the

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[vanillakokakola]

say what? he has one of the douchiest, most punchable faces in politics to me.

[baked_goldfish]

There are some douchey Republicans who I find mildly attractive as long as they're not speaking, but Dick Assfroth isn't one of them.

[baked_goldfish]

I'm sorry, but it's truly unacceptable.

[screamingintune]

lmaooooooo

this thread is cracking me up

I have a friend who thinks Eric Cantor is really hot, and I'm like WHU NUH DOOOON'T and she's like I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S THE GLASSES

[drownanddive]

My sister is the same way. I find him mildly attractive myself. Only mildly, though.

[karrixftw]

I agree. *hides*

[karrixftw]

Ngl, if he wasn't such a terrible human being, I wouldn't be as ashamed to think he's attractive looking.

[nesmith]

I think if his tongue were removed, he might be somewhat attractive.

[violet_crumble9]

I disagree.
I think he looks like one of those slimy, sleazy televangelists.
His face is so smarmy and punchable. I cannot with him.

[dearmisterecho]

He looks way too much like a Republican dude I used to be on the school newspaper staff with...he used to have a hair fetish and would come up behind some of us and touch our hair D:

that alone makes him completely unattractive to me.