Is the president of the Czech Republic a pen stealer?

[bmh4d0k3n]

By Brett Michael Dykes

Comments

[popehippo]

Do what my mother did for her work!

Buy those huge neon fake-ass flowers from like Walmart or some shit, tape or glue them to the head.

BAM.

She didn't lose more than like ten pens for a year.

[layweed]

Pretty much everyone does that now, post offices, banks, admin..

giggle

[bnmc2005]

I'm picturing that big official signing with a papermaché flower waving about above each signature.

[popehippo]

I'd pay to see this.

Re: giggle

[elialshadowpine]

A local restaurant has a vase full of flower pens for people to sign the check. Except, when the BF went to pay it this one time, the owner dug around in back and produced a pen with a Venom figure on top. Apparently they had issues with men in town refusing to sign checks with a girly pen. -_-

[breexbree]

A restaurant here has big plastic forks attached to the pens customers sign receipts with. You can buy the pens for 15 cents.